The Endless Chocolate Bar Breaker Probably Won’t Keep Me Slender

I love that crunch-clink sound a chocolate bar makes when I break it in two before stuffing both halves into my mouth. Thanks to this simulation keychain, I can have that sound without any of the calories. Or real chocolate.

It’s the whole “not real chocolate” part that’s getting to me, even if the keychain comes in three flavours – milk chocolate, high-milk chocolate and white chocolate – so I think I’ll just get some real chocolate instead. Something with almonds.

If you prefer to pretend breaking chocolate with this trinket though, it will be available in Japan at the end of the month for about $US7 per bar. [Bandai via CrunchGear via Oh Gizmo!]