Samurai Air Sword Will Swoosh Your Enemies In Two

Hookai. So. The Samurai Air Sword is really an iPhone in disguise. It doesn’t come with touchscreen, CPU, multimedia processor, memory, GPS or compass. But it has a gyroscope and runs a clone of the only iPhone application that matters.

The Light sabre app! Except it’s not really an app, and this is better: It makes 48 swooshabolous sound effects while you move it up in the air using a motion sensor. So screw the web browser, the mail, the stupid touchscreen and all that fancy crap. For $US18 and two AAA batteries, this thing does exactly what you need it to do. [Happinet via IT Media via DVICE]