At 200 metres - 30 metres longer than Roman Abramovich's dinghy - the uberyacht will have a drive-in garage, a pair of 30m day boats, a helipad, a hanger, a 30m swimming pool, nightclub, casino, games room, a two-level cinema, three beach clubs and a health spa. There are 10 VIP rooms, 22 guest suites and a private deck for the owner.
The floating turd - just look at the colour of that thing - houses 45 passengers and 70 crew and bobs along at an impressive 28 knots. Range is 6500 nautical miles. And is it just me, or do those long gunslits/porthole-y things spell out Ha Ha Ha? Ha. [James Spotting]