Despite the fact that TMZ pays to have eyes everywhere, they couldn’t actually get footage of Tiger Woods’ mishap with his wife. So what did a Taiwanese news program do? They made their own.
It’s a lesson news organisations should learn from here: Just make machinima reproductions of events using a Sims 3/GTA 4 style program so that your viewers can see what Tiger Woods getting bitchslapped looks like. I mean, hearing a police spokesperson relay the facts of how Tiger drove away while his wife was attacking his car with a golf club is fine, but nothing beats seeing a virtual woman smack the hell out of a car with your own eyes. [TMZ]
yourmammy
Thursday, December 3, 2009 at 5:49 AMTHIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! THEY SHOULD MAKE AN ENTIRE SITCOM SERIES OUT OF TIGER AND HIS SKANKS!!!!!!! I LOVE THE SIMULATED BITCH SLAP…..CLASSIC!!!!
yourmammy
Thursday, December 3, 2009 at 5:56 AMI would definitely pay good money if this were a video game, even an underground bootleg video game…somebody please….get it made fast!!
Dean Dudgeon
Thursday, December 3, 2009 at 6:46 PMYou know what they say in golf: “You drive for show and you fuck..opps..putt for dough”..seems like his wife aint the only one he scored a hole in one with :)