This Is How The Mysterious Giant Spiral Happened

It wasn’t the fury of Thor or an alien portal or the Second Coming of Hey-Zeus. Here you have the explanation of the mysterious giant spiral that happened yesternight in Norway, computer simulation included.

The video shows a rocket getting out of fuel and spiraling out of control, which looks exactly like the photos and videos online.

Norwegian astronomer Knut Jørgen Røed Ødegaard says it’s 99.9% safe to say that it’s a rocket out of control, while some newspapers and TV channels are quoting Russian military sources, confirming that this is a failed Bulava missile launched from a nuclear submarine in the White Sea.

The Norwegian defence has confirmed that, even while they have not admitted the failure, the Russian Navy alerted them about the tests prior to the giant spiral appearing in the skies. And if that wasn’t enough to convince everyone, here are two images of the missile trails being blown away by the wind, at dawn:

Sorry people, no alien invasions. Yet. [Thanks Jon Trygve and everyone who wrote]

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    tkorje

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 6:57 AM

    Why didn’t the USAF detect the missle launch? Or has the “annointed one” turned that off too? Or maybe the aliens were just trying to scare the tree huggers out of their private jets and limos?

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    Bayou Buzzkill

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 7:39 AM

    Not buying it. I don’t pretend to know what this was, but Norwegians from as far north as Finnmark and as far south as Trondelag witnessed this event. That’s approximately 600 miles apart. The missile would have to have been hundreds of miles above the earth to be seen. Additionally, the phenomena took up a significant portion of the night sky for these witnesses. Impossible with a high altitude missile malfunction.

    Even more interesting is that the Bulava SS-N-30 missile uses solid fuel. Therefore, it is impossible to have a ‘fuel leak’ that sends liquid into the upper atmosphere.

    Additionally, the high altitude fireworks lasted for two minutes. Each of the three stages of the Bulava burn for 64 seconds or less. So, this explanation is bogus unless you assume that the first stage propelled the missile into the upper atmosphere. Then the second stage ignited and immediately went out of control, burned, separated properly from the craft,. Then the third stage burned, exhibiting precisely the same antics as the second stage until flame-out. Right. Are you sure it wasn’t a weather balloon? Maybe it was swamp gas.

    Sources:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2764647/Spiral-UFO-puts-Norway-in-a-spin.html

    http://www.astronautix.com/lvs/bulava.htm

    http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/russia/3m14.htm

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    2012portal

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    “Between 7:50 and 8:00 a.m” said the witnesses is how long the event took. That seems a long for a rocket to “crash.” 10 minutes.

    Could be, if you stretch it (Is Norway NOT extremely upset that Russia DARES test missiles over their territory?! Is that allowed even?). BUT, the 3-dimensional circular shapes reminded me more of this:

    8-spoke wheel, CERN, Mayan wormholes and Jesus Christ-
    http://2012portal.myfeedportal.com/viewarticle.php?articleid=481

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    DN

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 9:00 AM

    It would be difficult for the Bulava missile to leak fuel considering its a SOLID PROPELLANT three stage missile using SOLID PROPELLANT on all 3 stages. Nice model, though.

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    DocBrown

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    Calm down people… Everyone knows that this is a direct result of adding rotten bananas to the flux capacitor. Thus, never reaching the needed 1.21 gigawatts to travel through time. Sheez…

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    smedge

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Ever see that movie Idiocracy?

    Obviously… we’re there.

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    Predator

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    I’m in town for a few days to hunt with my buds…and for them sweet Norwegian chicks!

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      Jay Merrifield

      Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 8:10 AM

      DUDE! How was the trip? Nice entrance; you’ve got all these humans freakin out! lol!
      Stop by when ya get unpacked and settled in. I know an excellent hunting field not too far away.
      Later, gator!

      (gators are a predatory creature here; pretty cool and laid back. they throw great parties)

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    Abbie

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    This video is pretty much exactly what I’ve been trying to explain to people who think the Norway incident was a UFO. Unfortunately, logic still tends to be defeated by stubborn ignorance (see also: evolution deniers, Obama birthers, etc).

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      CH

      Friday, December 11, 2009 at 5:46 PM

      SOLID PROPELLANT, throws this explination right out of the running. Its funny how some will believe any story you throw at them. By the way I have a bridge…

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        nudel

        Monday, December 14, 2009 at 2:23 AM

        No one’s saying it was a *Bulava* missile, only that it was a missile of some type.

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    Angel

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    You should always choose a simpler explanation over a complex one. I can say it was the flying spaghetti monster or The second coming of Christ what ever, you need proof.

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    Daniel

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    See? now you guys have made yourselves look absolutely stupid. The russians apparently came out and admitted it. I don’t believe that, but this reason that you write about is most likely not the real cause.

    So like i said in my original comment, you people need to not jump on subjects and read a bit more

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    dail

    Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 1:35 AM

    i agree 100% with darth vader. it is actualy his lollipop. truthfully i agree that it is a cover up it baffles me how some will insult others intelligence to try to keep us in the dark and prevent panic amungst the gullible

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    Caleb Shamblin

    Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    actually i think i get it.
    if i recall foxnews tied the spiral together with ”before obama accepts peace prize”
    that looks to me like someones trying to use this as an excuse to get something else started in this war. kindof like symbolizing less peace is to come.
    also i highly doubt that it is haarp or a stupid missile.
    i dont think that one going out of control makes perfect spirals either/
    you all know what it really is

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      Daniel

      Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 9:14 PM

      HAARP? what has haarp got to do with this. The concept behind that is way different. HAARP is just a giant high frequency transmitter that blasts into the ionosphere… It’s end result could be altered weather, natural disasters caused by “man”, etc.

      However, when you mentioned obama, i just remembered reading an article about the dislosure of extra-terristrial beings to the public via barack obama. Alongside other theories… i believe this was hushed up because of one of the following.
      a) The american president’s disclosure of aliens in the future (not now)
      b) CERN trying to hide the effects of the LHC (although i highly doubt this – due to too many scientists and experts saying how “a black hole would be too quick to sustain itself/grow”

      I also reckon this is hushed up between the governments of the world because if this was a REAL russian rocket over Norway, the following nations will be pissed off for these reasons:
      Norway: for a possible threat to their country
      North Korea: for being condemned from testing nuclear missles in safe areas (this supposed “russian missile” was even said to be nuclear).

      Or in other words, if this was a real rocket, the world would be up in arms toward russia.

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    RoNin

    Saturday, December 19, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    seriously.. this was posted on foxnews the same foxnews who convinced amerika that bush won.. damn.. i dont know what it was but i doubt it was an alien space craft unless it was shot down.. who would fly lightyears to come here and crash??.. no if it was aliens it was shot down.. and time vortex?? the tesla coil coment made more sence than that.. but if u believe its a rocket… common foxnews says its a rocket so it must be true.. bushit

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