If the idea is to give a totally useless (but totally funny) gift, then read on. After all, what’s the point if you can’t stick someone with a total garbage gift?
Prank Gift Boxes: It doesn’t matter what you stuff in these hilarious boxes, because the reaction of your recipient is the real gift. Be it the Beer Beard or the Griddle Alarm, you’ll be sure to make someone very, very confused 3 for $US20 [Gizmodo; PrankPack]
128MB Thumb Drives: They’ll be able to fill them up with almost enough data to make them useful, but not quite. That’s what makes this gift extra sadistic. It’s full of potential, but still just not quite useful. $US10 [Amazon]
Penis Ice Cube Tray: The “dicks in your drink” jokes just write themselves, don’t they? For added Christmas Spirit, throw their old ice cube trays away so they have no choice but to use this. $US9 [Amazon]
Hooper DVD: Hooper stars Burt Reynolds as “The World’s Greatest Stuntman”. No need to worry about this coming out on Blu-ray, as it’s f—king horrible.
Don’t forget to recommend your own favourite stupid and/or funny gifts.
All Giz Wants is our annual round-up of favourite gift ideas, including amazing attainable objects and a few far-out fantasies. We’ll be popping guides catered to different interests several times per day for the next week, so keep checking back.