How To Make Your Baby A Genius: The Science Quilt

Now here’s how to ensure your child’s Nobel Prize. Babies might not understand the theory of relativity (or words even), but maybe this science quilt will have the little tot thinking early enough to get a jump-start on the competition.

I love the way that images representing atomic physics are laid on top fabric featuring dinosaurs riding in a wagon. It’s what I imagine a quilt made by They Might Be Giants would look like.

Check out the link for the rest of the images. And good luck, kid. We’re all expecting you to cure cancer now. No pressure. [Reddit]