How To Build A Pencil Crossbow: Mini Weapons Of Mass Destruction

Take your spitball firepower to the next level with this guide for constructing a No. 2 Pencil Crossbow, one of many undersized armaments in John Austin’s must-read new book Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction.

For those familiar with the classic Bic pen’s true function—not as a lackluster writing implement but as the ideal barrel for a middle school-era rubber band shooter—Mini Weapons is the Holy Grail: a beautifully illustrated guide for making all manner of miniature munitions, from slingshots and catapults to mines and bazookas, with supplies that can be found in any household, office, or classroom. You can start turning implements of work into instruments of war by picking up John Austin’s Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction on Amazon and can find more information at JohnAustinBooks.com.


Supplies:

  • Pen – 1
  • Pencil – 4
  • Rubber Band – 7
  • Tape – 1
  • Wooden Skew (ammo) 1+

The #2 Crossbow is a larger variant of the other bows found in this book. With a structurally solid design and double elastic power, it is equipped to fire large realistic skew arrows. It sports a pen-housing barrel that helps with both accuracy and control.


Step 1:
Using four thin rubber bands, rubber bands, assemble two pairs of unsharpened wooden pencils. Both sets should be identical and tightly secured.


Step 2:
Crisscross the two sets of pencils. centre one of the pencils frames on top of the other towards a selected end. This end will ultimately be the front of your #2 Crossbow. While holding the pairs in place, use one or two rubber bands to fasten the frames into place.


Step 3:
Disassemble the plastic ballpoint pen. You may need a pocketknife or pliers when removing the rear pen cap. The hollowed-out pen housing will be used for your crossbow barrel. Discard all the other pen contents.


Step 4:
Position the pen housing on top of the pencils, as shown, then secure with tape. It is important that the pen housing sits on top of the rubber bands and that the barrel is not obstructed by them.


Step 5:
Slide two wide rubber bands between the tightly secured pencils ends. The pencils should lock the bands into place, but if they don’t add an additional thin rubber bands on the ends. The wider will ultimately provide you with your elastic firepower.


Step 6:
Bring both ends of the rubber bands together and attach them using strong tape. As you secure the bands, try to create a small ammunition pouch with the tape. It is possible you may need several pieces of tape to fasten the bands together securely. Pull the assembly back a few times with your fingers to test.


Step 7:
Your #2 Crossbow is now complete! Slide one wooden skewer (used for cooking) or a 3/16 dowel into the pen housing. Gripping the wood arrow and the rubber bands, pull back and aim your crossbow launcher. Release and watch it fly!

Always operate your crossbow safely. Watch out for spectators and never aim the shooter at anyone. Wooden skewers usually have pointed tips, which can make them very dangerous. Styrofoam targets are ideal; but you should never place them in front of a breakable backdrop just in case you miss your target. Do not use the #2 Crossbow if any of its rubber bands show signs of wear.

Start turning implements of work into instruments of war by picking up John Austin’s Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction on Amazon. Then, check out JohnAustinBooks.com for printable zombie targets you can use to test out your mini weapons.

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    Adam

    Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    you can do basically the same thing with a wooden ruler, a pair of scissors, an elastic band and some pencils for ammo..

    find the center of the ruler, open the scissors and place the end of one blade on the centre og the ruler (on the flat side..) then you basically twist the scissors to use it like a drill and make a hole through the middle of the ruler big enough for a pencil to go therough.

    once this part is done, loop the elastic band over the ruled from end to end, hold the ruler in one hand and slip the elastic band on the front to one side of the hole. insert the pencil and pull it back with the other side of the elastic band on it, and there you have it, a very basic bow and arrow. and i can assure you, it han cause a lot of damage! you can make it fire further by adjusting the elastic band and making sure that it is the right lenght for the length of ruler you have used..

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    daveb

    Wednesday, December 23, 2009 at 4:55 AM

    OWN IT, LOVE IT! This book is stuffed! Gifting the Bro-in-law one as well.

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    fraser

    Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    Awesome I love the book and i used these easy steps to decided if i wanted it thanks So Awesome

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    vaginal exam

    Saturday, February 25, 2012 at 1:50 AM

    this is great no doubt that ill use this in school

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