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This Inflating Bra Ad Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet

4:03PM November 7, 2009 | Rosa Golijan

Based on my non-existent Chinese skills, I managed to understand that this inflatable bra makes boobs big, BIG, BIG. And I guess there are odd sound effects and things looking firmer? Can someone please watch this commercial and translate for me?

I just really need to know whether the voice-over guy or the girl with the measuring tape are included with the purchase or sold separately.


Comments

  • Ed

    November 8, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    A couple of things in there:
    - Lighter than most silicon bust enhancers
    - It’s supposedly comfortable and healthy as it promotes blood flow
    - Can inflate to three different sizes

    The best lines are:
    - when the measuring lady went: “Women should have ‘big’ dreams”
    - it felt like a reasurring hand firm on my bust
    - when the ad starts: “it’s her, it’s her, there’s something different about her
    - you think big, they get big…

    and so on

  • steve

    November 9, 2009 at 12:16 AM

    According to the ad, it’s a bra with a inflatable…things inside (I don’t know) could push boobs up to make it looks bigger. It call itself “auto cup-size changing bra”
    I believe the voice-over guy and the girl with the measuring tape are sold separately. lol
    And I would say, as a Chinese, based on my experiences, Ad on TV like that would 110% result to a fraud product.

  • andu

    November 9, 2009 at 5:27 AM

    Well it says you can adjust it for any occasion :) work or fun :D haha

  • fingerbeats

    November 10, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    didn’t understand a word and yet this is quite possibly the greatest commercial I have ever seen.

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