I’m all for naughty, oh-come-treat-me-like-a-bad-girl-tonight scraps of lace. What I’m not such a fan of is trashy oh-come-follow-me-using-the-built-in-GPS lingerie. I don’t care if it’s pretty, frilly designer lingerie. It’s got a damn tracking system embedded in the fabric.

Designed by Lucia Lorio, the fashion line is dubbed “Find Me If You Can”, but how could you not find someone when they’re running around with a pager-sized GPS device sewn into a bodice? While the fact that it would be impossible to not notice the gadget makes me laugh off the whole paranoia of jealous men using this as a sneaky way to keep tabs on their lovers, I still think it’s a ridiculous design. Why you would spend between $US1200 and $US1600 for something intended to be ripped off a body. [The Age via GizmoWatch]