The product page doesn’t mention the actual size of the screen, but you would surely burn to death trying to watch anything on this. Outside of that bizarre addition, the Poseidon from Chillchaser has a lot going for it. Features include: carbon fibre heating tubes that reduce power consumption and cut emissions by up to 50 per cent, standard 220V-240V electric supply instead of gas, 4m heating area at a 110-degree angle, replaceable elements that last up to 8000 hours, safety auto shut-off and durable all-weather construction.
Poseidon will set you back about $1500, but you could always forgo the useless media player and spend half that (or less) on Chillchaser’s other models. [Chillchaser via Appliancist]