Aussie Silversmith Makes Jewellery Out Of Teeth

As long as Man polishes stones to woo women, the diamond will rein supreme. But diamonds are expensive and hard to find. And teeth? I’ve got plenty of free teeth right here.

By Australian silversmith Polly van der Glas, this teeth jewellery, well… it’s kind of like ivory with a touch of plaque — I mean — patina. And the “stones” make a fashionable defensive alternative to brass knuckles.

Look, we know this stuff is horrendous. But really, it’s only just as offensive as Kay’s latest heart crossed with lips cross with angels pendant. So there. [Van Der Glas via ecoutree via inhabitat]