Dear anonymous buyer of the $US3,164,000 iPhone 3GS Supreme, the most expensive and tacky mobile phone in the world: You are a tasteless assclown. Sincerely, Me.
P.S. I don’t care that you are a rich Australian business man in the gold mining industry. I don’t care that you are so rich that paying $US3,164,000 for this ridiculous piece of gold and diamond tackiness probably doesn’t even register in your bank account. And I don’t care that this garish brick is made with 271 grams of 22k gold, 136 flawless colour F diamonds for the bezel, 53 diamonds for the logo, and one 7.1 carat diamond as the navigation button. This ostentatious piece of shiny crap that should have never happened. I’m not even taking into consideration that we are in the middle of a worldwide economic crisis, with millions suffering around the world. It’s just that it sucks golden donkey balls, no matter how you look at it.
And you are still a tasteless assclown. [Stuart Hughes via Like Cool]
TheTrotsky
Monday, November 30, 2009 at 12:22 PMIf I ever see someone pull that phone out of their pocket (and it’ won’t be hard due to the brilliant radiance emanating from a bizillion diamonds…), I think I’m going to punch them in the face.
For the good of humanity of course…
Chris
Monday, November 30, 2009 at 1:49 PMGuarantee it’s stolen within a month.
Mr John
Monday, November 30, 2009 at 1:58 PMNobody fucks with the Jesus
Grant
Monday, November 30, 2009 at 8:28 PMNow we know what $3,000 worth of glitter looks like.
Mr Point
Tuesday, December 1, 2009 at 3:42 PMErmmm, that’s $3 000 000 worth of glitter…