You saw the ten-tongue Sqweel sexual toy yesterday (NSFW). While Fleshbot has its own review, Dr. Debby Herbenick has been trying it all weekend for us. Here is her review, non-explicit video included.
This weekend, I scored big time. First, I found a red Gone-with-the-Wind-ish petticoat in a vintage shop. Then, I arrived home to find the Sqweel—a brand new, pre-release, revolutionary, wow-factor sex toy—waiting for me in a stack of mail. The good news? The Sqweel is orgasmic-ly awesome. Even better? As of today, it is officially available to the rest of you.
How It Works
As the name suggests, the Sqweel merges the wheel (one of humankind’s greatest inventions) with sex (one of humankind’s greatest pleasures). Except instead of typical wheel spokes, it turns a series of tongues—10 tongues, actually—using three speeds. Let me repeat: there are TEN TONGUES. It’s like group oral sex with everyone somehow fitting in between your legs. Or oral sex with an extremely talented and eager lover.
The Sqweel is a remarkable sex toy designed by an Irishman (and animator) named Trevor Murphy who won LoveHoney’s Design a Sex Toy competition a few years back. This fact gives me tremendous hope that other animators, engineers and people who sit with their computers or graphics tablets all day will soon turn their talents to advanced sex-toy design and innovation. If not for me, then for the love of sex. Please?
Though not a vibrator, the folks at LoveHoney suggest (and I agree) that while vibrators can certainly contribute to highly pleasurable sex play, there’s something to be said for non-vibrating play that promotes slow yummy build-up, much as oral sex does, and that perhaps leads to an orgasm that leaves one feeling that curious mix of satisfaction and craving more.
These are the key points about the Sqweel, aside from the 10-tongue, 3-speed yum:
• Materials: The tongues are made of silicone (easy to clean, non-toxic awesomeness) while the black compartment is made of soft plastic.
• Hygiene: The tongue component can be removed from its holder for easy cleaning of both parts.
• Power: What does it run on, you ask? (Aside from the Grace of the Sex Gods). Three AAA batteries. I would have preferred AA batteries rather than the AAA batteries that few people keep lying around the house (whereas, if needed in a pinch, AA batteries may be scrounged from TV remotes or Flipcams).
• Cost: At £34.99 (around $61), I find the price fair. Especially if you want to switch out your vibrator from time to time, gift your partner with a tongue that doesn’t stop or give yourself a break from lockjaw. They ship to most countries in only a few waiting-with-bated-breath days
• Endurance: No more lock jaw! Or at least you get a break. The Sqweel is not intended to replace oral sex, nor should it (after all, oral sex can be lovely, intimate and passionate). But it may offer an occasional alternative, or complement, to oral play, which is especially useful for partners whose tongues, jaws, necks or lower backs get sore from extended oral play.
• Single or doubles? Both. The Sqweel can easily be used privately or with a partner. It’s comfortable to hold in one’s own hand during self-pleasure of one’s outside parts (please do NOT try to insert all the way in the anus, lest I recount one man’s salad tongs incident). When pleasuring your partner, it’s not so bulky (only 4.5 inches x 4 inches x 1 inch at its thickest) as to block your view.
• Education: Similar to the Sasi, which also mimics oral sex, women who would like to learn to orgasm from oral sex may find it helpful to practice with the Sqweel.
• Lube: Due to the Sqweel’s silicone components, silicone lube is a no-no. Instead, try a water-based lube applied directly to you or your partner’s body as: (1) there are too many tongues to put lube on every single one and (2) I could easily see the globs of lube go flying as the tongue spokes go round and round and no one needs lube on their ceiling.
• Convenience: Now you can provide your partner with oral pleasure via the Sqweel while simultaneously kissing each other, sitting back and watching, talking dirty, or breathing warm air on your partner’s genitals.
• Conversation: If your partner is using the Sqweel on you and you ask him or her a question, your partner can actually answer you rather than making that awkward “mwawahwah” sound that people make when they try to speak while performing oral sex.
I found that holding the Sqweel steady and straight (aimed perpendicular at one’s body) was the best strategy — leaning it to one side or the other, as one might do with a typical vibrator, sometimes caused uncomfortable feelings due to the toy’s edges pressing against fairly sensitive parts. Try exploring the low, medium and high settings — for example, using the low setting to build arousal and the medium or high settings to up the intensity or as one approaches orgasm (if that’s your thing). You might even try turning the tongues upside down for a modified version of Sqweel play stimulation.
Please be careful how you hold it! In some hand positions, one’s fingers can get caught in the compartment and stop the movement of the tongues. This happened to me once or twice. It didn’t hurt, but just wanted to throw that out there in case you are used to moving your hands along with your toy of choice. Or if you have particularly long labia or hair down there that may possibly be an issue too.
The folks at LoveHoney have said that they are planning to roll out different “attachments” in time — so if you decide to try to Sqweel, there should be even more to come. Personally, I would like to see a Sqweel iPhone app. It doesn’t have to vibrate like the fancy MyPleasure MyVibe app, it just has to have a great visual of rotating tongues in which the user can control the speed of vibration.
As it is, however, I love it. It’s yummy. The Sqweel is a very innovative sex toy. If you try it, please let me know what you think — I always enjoy hearing and learning about others’ perspectives and experiences with sex and, in particular, with sex toys.
10 tongues. TEN. The only thing better would be 11. Or 10 plus chocolate.
Comes apart for easy cleaning
Unlikely to produce Fleshlight-furniture-ish shame spiral during use, storage or cleaning
Comfortable to hold
Easy to store in a bedside table or sock drawer
Requires three AAA batteries (a con in my household given that I mostly keep AAs on hand, but may be fine in yours)
Looks like a tape measure
Only three speeds. Given how women and men vary, I’d have gone with five or seven.
Dr. Debby Herbenick, author of Because It Feels Good: A Woman’s Guide to Sexual Pleasure and Satisfaction, is the Associate Director of the centre for Sexual Health Promotion in the School of Health, Physical Education and Recreation at Indiana University (IU) where she is a Research Scientist. She is also a sexual health educator at The Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction where she writes (and hosts audio podcasts of) the Kinsey Confidential column and coordinates educational programming. She has a PhD in Health behaviour from IU, a Master’s degree in Public Health Education (also from IU) and a bachelor’s degree in psychology from the University of Maryland, College Park. In addition, she is certified as a Sexuality Educator from the American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors and Therapists.
Debby writes regular sex columns for Men’s Health magazine, Time Out Chicago magazine, Velocity, Cheeky Chicago, Psychology Today and she has also written for Glamour magazine.