I’d sort of come around on the whole idea of having Windows 7 launch parties. I mean — why not? Any excuse for a party and Windows 7 is a pretty good excuse, especially after Vista.
But then I saw this video. Whoever green-lit this video for release into the public domain needs therapy. As do I after watching it.
If you know any of the people in this video, never ever let them host a party for you. It will suck.
[House Party UK – Thanks Clinton!]
Steve
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 2:12 PMwhy does it look like the guy in the checked shirt look like he is going to kiss that older woman in the light blue shirt at about 5:40
Mohammed Elbaf
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 2:13 PMOMG, first of all i could only watch a bit of it, who the hell is recording this, are they having a seizure, and “install windows 7 a couple days in advance” yeah that makes me want it more “rolls eyes” no really someone has to be fired for making and releasing this video
Dahrken
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 2:14 PMOh dear god, it’s like some sort of politically correct lan party, but only one computer.
matt
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 2:24 PMlol, thats exactly what I imagined when I heard “Windows 7 Party”
I am beginning to worry that its not meant to be tongue in cheek tho…
Ash Cooper
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 2:27 PM“oh my gosh im so hungry lets eat” STFU you guys just ate and drank your way through for 6 minutes! MS could not look any gayer after this video.
FrankEEE
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 3:28 PMGuys, c’mon, it’s an easter egg hunt! Didn’t u get that? I counted 20 times of “activity / activities” (not counting the triple activity thing the nerd is mentioning). anyway, there is more easter eggs for “host” and “fun”. u go check it out – maybe we can compile a list of douche bag man in suit words that are used by Steinfeld (not Lagerfeld) sort of people, that make you go ‘arggghh’ – it’s a fun activity and you can join in right now – i go open a beer for some fun activity right now, how cool!
Alex
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 3:51 PM5:45
“Can you believe Microsoft put the launch of Windows 7 in our hands? Are they nuts or what?”
Yes. Yes indeed.
Can someone please tell me how to unwatch that nightmare?
Water Bear
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 3:51 PMPretty sure the video was produced by houseparty.com, not microsoft. After the insanity laden seinfield adverts i’m not surprised they let this one slide.
Water Bear
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 3:55 PMOh and that being said, the real insanity was handing the launch of an operating system product over to a company that has hosted launch parties for such fine goods and services as: “Avocados from Mexico” and “Glory Foods, release your inner Gloria”.
matt
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 4:20 PM“Oh my gosh I’m so hungry” [where is the isnack 2.0?]. That just re-defined lame. I actually feel physically sick from watching that and I think my face may be permanently cringed. Please don’t do that again gizmodo. I think I’m going to cry.
Mark Giles
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 5:12 PMI still can’t believe I am hosting a party. Just got to get hold of my party kit. HELL YEAH.
Benjibuls
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 5:13 PMIt’s hilarious the whole concept anyhow. Is anyone else thinking 1980′s and Tuppaware.
Myke623
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 5:23 PMAt the start of the video, the digital clock in the background reads around 3:2X.
At 0:43 of the video, the clock reads 3:41 as the older woman starts talking.
At 0:45 of the video, while the older woman is still talking there’s a scene change showing the younger woman and black man. Here the clock reads 4:07.
At 0:53 of the video, the older woman is finishes talking, the clock reads 3:41 again.
At the end of the 6 minute 14 sec video, the clock reads 5:XX.
Either hosting a Windows 7 launch party is the key to opening a worm hole allowing your party to travel forwards and backwards through time, or, the editing could have been better. You decide.
Scott Heald
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 5:26 PMi would totally go to that party… i mean it, take a box of goon couple pills and get totally messy and do the guy on the right in the mouth…
Steven
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 5:31 PMI’m all for Windows 7, I have the RC on my laptop and its brilliant.
But this is one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. I think if people see this it might actually put them off Windows 7.
Look at their faces, they’re so excited, it makes me want to vomit!
5:50- “Maybe by letting you be involved” *pointing at a black guy* This could SO be taken the wrong way!
Lucas
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 9:25 PMWatching that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Spotty
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 at 11:47 PMIf you think that was funny/bad/sad – take a look at the alternative version with “beeeped” out words – very funny and soo sad. Steve “Barmy” appears to be hiring more in his own likeness of mind and perhaps it would time to sell any MS shares if I had any.