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OK, What 7 Things Can The Gerber Shard Do?

8:10AM October 30, 2009 | Adam Frucci

The makers of the Gerber Shard claim that their aeroplane-safe keychain tool can perform seven handy tasks. But for the life of me, I can only see three or four. Help me out here, commenters. [Gerber via Uncrate]


Comments

  • Shufti

    October 30, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    It makes your wallet lighter.

  • Joe

    October 30, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    It’s a similar product to the Gerber “Artifact”, just without the hobby knife.
    The Gerber website lists the Artifact’s abilities as:
    Exchangeable/removable #11 hobby blade (Out), cross driver/phillips-head (1), small and medium flat drivers (2 & 3), wire stripper (?4), pry bar/paint can opener (5 & 6) and lanyard/keychain attachment hole (7). I think they’re reaching listing the lanyard/keychain as a “use”.

  • Phil Dawson

    October 30, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    I have to admit, after ‘bottle opener’ and 2 x ‘screwdriver’ i struggled. Perhaps

    4. Nail Remover
    5. Landfill
    6. Fingernail Cleaner
    7. Crown Jewel Popper (when you sit with it in your pocket!)

    OMG, just looked at the official site. How can a feature be a keychain attachment hole! haha

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