Think of this as less about explaining technology and more about explaining what you should do with technology. Some examples:
• In what instances is it acceptable to wear a belt holster for your phone? (Prelim. answer: Only if you are handsome like Sean Fallon)
• How do I convince my wife/husband that we really need a 60+ inch television?
• My friend/taxi driver is texting while driving. What should I say, if anything, while I’m in the car?
• DVR or Hulu?
• How many seconds can a phone be in a toilet before it’s considered a loss, even if it still works?
• Is it OK to hack my neighbour’s Wi-Fi, even if they’re kind of dicks?
Send all your questions to askjason@gizmodo.com. The more interesting it is, the more likely I’ll answer it. And if you don’t get your questions answered, try again — because Dear Abby doesn’t know the difference between Boxee, Plex and XBMC.