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Caption Contest: The Truth Behind The Dark Side

darthmarchMy pathetic attempt: “The second coming of the Jedi was shortlived, with their bountiful robes blinding them to the danger right behind them”. Add yours in comments.

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  • MDolley

    Pope prepares for Halloween

  • “Man, the Emperors friends are so uncool”

  • Grant Winkler

    Luke, I am the Father.

  • Peter McHardy

    Darth Connick Jnr … Southern preacher hits the big time.

  • questionable

    Recruitment is this low? This is so embarrassing… Hey you, put that camera down.

  • marztar

    Darth: If that evil looking German guy was successful, maybe I got a shot at been the pope too.

  • “Mr Bishop! Vader here, from The Empire. Just wondering who you’re wearing tonight?”

  • SteveM

    Darth: So this is the line for children’s souls?

  • Aximili

    I find your faith… disturbing.

  • O

    US Military perfecting mob camouflage techniques. Commanders suspect too heavy a reliance on Jedi mind tricks.

  • Darth

    Never loose faith for what you believe in… the force… oops, wrong Death Star…

    This ones killing everyone all by itself…

  • Darth went through that phase where he questioned his religion and tried another.

  • Aaron

    here comes the bride, all dressed in…err…black?

  • Dr_Stef

    On Dasher! On Prancer! On Rudolf! etc.. etc..

  • Ames

    “2009’s most corrupt award, lined starts from most corrupt down to Darth Vader”

  • Sonny

    But your honor, I can’t help it if the kids want to touch my lightsaber!

  • Joe S

    Darth finally comes out of the closet and marches with the “gay lords” at the rear of the pack at Mardigras.

  • Jar

    Where’s my bitches

  • Tom

    That’s the last time I send that smart ass altar boy to pick up my dry cleaning!

  • MDolley

    AFACT calls suprise witnesses in case against iiNet

  • Allen

    Darth makes the mistake, like the death star, of being in the wrong place, at the wrong time, wearing the wrong outfit…

  • David

    Darth Vader’s experimented in college like everyone else… just… not in the same way

  • Moto Moto

    ‘Hey guys, where are they serving the wine and bread tonight?’

  • Chad

    Darth decides the catholic church’s evilness might just make it the right group for him after all.

  • damo

    “Hmm this religion started multiple wars, stole immense amounts of wealth from vassal civilisations caused unmentionable things to be done to children.

    Master I have much to learn”

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