My pathetic attempt: “The second coming of the Jedi was shortlived, with their bountiful robes blinding them to the danger right behind them”. Add yours in comments.
“Hmm this religion started multiple wars, stole immense amounts of wealth from vassal civilisations caused unmentionable things to be done to children.
MDolley
October 9, 2009 at 1:03 PM
Pope prepares for Halloween
Report PermalinkGlenn Fairbairn
October 9, 2009 at 1:05 PM
“Man, the Emperors friends are so uncool”
Report PermalinkGrant Winkler
October 9, 2009 at 1:09 PM
Luke, I am the Father.
Report PermalinkPeter McHardy
October 9, 2009 at 1:14 PM
Darth Connick Jnr … Southern preacher hits the big time.
Report Permalinkquestionable
October 9, 2009 at 1:15 PM
Recruitment is this low? This is so embarrassing… Hey you, put that camera down.
Report Permalinkmarztar
October 9, 2009 at 1:20 PM
Darth: If that evil looking German guy was successful, maybe I got a shot at been the pope too.
Report PermalinkTaylor
October 9, 2009 at 1:32 PM
“Mr Bishop! Vader here, from The Empire. Just wondering who you’re wearing tonight?”
Report PermalinkSteveM
October 9, 2009 at 1:47 PM
Darth: So this is the line for children’s souls?
Report PermalinkAximili
October 9, 2009 at 1:49 PM
I find your faith… disturbing.
Report PermalinkOllie
October 9, 2009 at 2:58 PM
+1 :D
Report PermalinkO
October 9, 2009 at 1:57 PM
US Military perfecting mob camouflage techniques. Commanders suspect too heavy a reliance on Jedi mind tricks.
Report PermalinkDarth
October 9, 2009 at 1:58 PM
Never loose faith for what you believe in… the force… oops, wrong Death Star…
This ones killing everyone all by itself…
Report PermalinkDominic Trinajstic
October 9, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Darth went through that phase where he questioned his religion and tried another.
Report PermalinkAaron
October 9, 2009 at 2:21 PM
here comes the bride, all dressed in…err…black?
Report PermalinkDr_Stef
October 9, 2009 at 2:34 PM
On Dasher! On Prancer! On Rudolf! etc.. etc..
Report PermalinkAmes
October 9, 2009 at 3:08 PM
“2009′s most corrupt award, lined starts from most corrupt down to Darth Vader”
Report PermalinkSonny
October 9, 2009 at 3:09 PM
But your honor, I can’t help it if the kids want to touch my lightsaber!
Report PermalinkJoe S
October 9, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Darth finally comes out of the closet and marches with the “gay lords” at the rear of the pack at Mardigras.
Report PermalinkJar
October 9, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Where’s my bitches
Report PermalinkTom
October 9, 2009 at 4:13 PM
That’s the last time I send that smart ass altar boy to pick up my dry cleaning!
Report PermalinkMDolley
October 9, 2009 at 4:29 PM
AFACT calls suprise witnesses in case against iiNet
Report PermalinkAllen
October 9, 2009 at 4:38 PM
Darth makes the mistake, like the death star, of being in the wrong place, at the wrong time, wearing the wrong outfit…
Report PermalinkDavid
October 9, 2009 at 5:14 PM
Darth Vader’s experimented in college like everyone else… just… not in the same way
Report PermalinkMoto Moto
October 9, 2009 at 5:37 PM
‘Hey guys, where are they serving the wine and bread tonight?’
Report PermalinkChad
October 9, 2009 at 5:39 PM
Darth decides the catholic church’s evilness might just make it the right group for him after all.
Report Permalinkdamo
October 9, 2009 at 5:42 PM
“Hmm this religion started multiple wars, stole immense amounts of wealth from vassal civilisations caused unmentionable things to be done to children.
Master I have much to learn”
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