Bill Gates Lost $US7B Last Year, Is Still Richer Than God

Pity poor Bill Gates! In this terrible economy, he lost $US7 billion last year, bringing his net worth down to… $US50 Billion.

Don’t worry! He’s still the richest man on the planet, but he’s less richer than everybody else than last year. Other losers on this year’s Forbes 400 include Paul Allen, who lost $US4.5 billion, Michael Dell, who lost $US2.8 billion, and Steve Ballmer, who lost $US1.7 billion.

Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, unlike all the other tech mavens on the list who lost money, actually made $US100 million this year, bringing his value up to $US8.8 billion. Good for him! I’m sure that made a f–king difference. [Forbes via Fortune]

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    RichyRich

    Friday, October 2, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    The folks at “Rich People’s FMLs” have posted some hilarious FMLs by these richest Americans …

    http://www.richfml.co.cc

    Here’s one by Bill Gates:

    “Built my own Money Bin and tried to swim in it like Scrooge McDuck, but found it painful due to weak shoulders. FML”
    – BGatesMSoft

    And here’s one by Oprah:

    “Maid forgot to refresh my towel. Had to dry myself off with the same one I used yesterday. FML.”
    – OprahWinfrey1400

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    Brian

    Saturday, October 3, 2009 at 12:15 AM

    Bill’s actually a multi-billionaire that I’m sorry to see lose money as he and his wife Melinda actually do so much charitable good with their wealth.

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