Thriller Action Figure Allows Kids to Legally Play with Michael Jackson

Snap-on nose?

Whoa... He had 2 heads and 11 hands? That explains a lot. Where's the white head?

I'm just gonna wait until I can get his clothes half off.

Hey the zombie head is probably close to what his real face looks like irl currently...

:/

Oh Michael, how the tables have turned. Oh, how the tables have turned.

I see no jeweled glove. Kids can't play with him without his glove!

And no removable nose. PREPOSTEROUS!

paulrules

Does it come with white paint? You know just so you can relive his later years...

Just a minute, where’s the chimp or the elephant man’s bones or the little baby so you can hang it out a window or a little boy in underoos and so on and so on..

The Analrapist: Half Analyst Half Therapist

So loads of removable hands, but no removable nose?

Ed.

Vivara

For a moment, I thought it came with both white and black hands.

But I noticed they just kept the hands as is.

Must be the same marketing team as microsoft's.

Did anyone else assume that the interchangeable hands and head were different skin colors? Damn media. : /

We'll miss you MJ.

All those hands but no white glove?

Also, Michael's head on that stand really, really creeps me out.

Oddly, I have never had the desire to play with Michael. Although I have thought, a time or two, that his hands should be removed; along with a few other choice parts.

Software_Goddess

I can't wait to take him home and spray paint him white........... too soon?

And covered by Gizmodo because...?

LeeMarvinsPants

why two sets of white socks?

deliciousburglar

@[www.hottoys.com.hk]

@[350z-racer.mybrute.com:] then and now.

deliciousburglar

@appletoad: Down some little boy's pants.

@bill cant fart: Where's the 12th hand?!

@LeeMarvinsPants: ... because Giz wants to start another moonwalk argument.

i guess they flipped the child molestation dolls around

@bill cant fart:

You have to bleach it over the years.

seizurelitezrfun

@Barry99705: HAHA WIN.

@The Analrapist: Half Analyst Half Therapist: Sorry, you will have to wait for the 25th Anniversary of Michael Jackson's Death Edition. ;)

I still have the "Barbie" style Michael Jackson figure from 1983...sixth birthday present.

Motha fu*ka could whoop Ken's ass for lookin' at Barbie.

al12345

Two shirts
Two jackets
Two pairs of pants
Two pairs of socks
Two pairs of shoes

No underwear....

Holy-shit! That looks just like him. They usually get the looks for other dolls, ahem, I mean action figure all wrong.

@Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: "Complete with vitiligo splotched penis!"

@nikkor: That would be because he didn't wear the white glove with the Thriller outfit.

@davidmollins: True. But if they release new outfits (they're gonna have to,) they should include it.

Use white-out at your own discression.....

aec007

@bill cant fart: You mean the one with the detachable nose?

podspawn

@The Analrapist: Half Analyst Half Therapist: That wasn't until BAD.

3Djesus

snaps, better cop a few of those, definitely hot items for Ebay..

But will he fit in the Batmobile?

Well he is still in a unique own way still with us.

You know the new Geico ads with "Somebody's Watching Me" playing in them? That is MJ still creeping me out from beyond the grave.

sleepneed

creepy