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TheyFit Condoms Require You To Measure Your Naughty Bits

7:20AM September 18, 2009 | Jesus Diaz

Fact: The FDA doesn’t allow very large or very small condoms. Magnum XLs are only sightly bigger than normal. In Europe, however, they are soon going to get them in 70 different sizes. Are you a J33 or a Z21?

Click here to download the fit kit in PDF format

Believe it or not, using a condom that is not suited for your penis increases the possibilities of breakage and slippage, which in turn increases the possibility of sexually transmitted infections or unwanted pregnancies. Even while they know this—as have been discovered in various studies—the FDA doesn’t allow for condoms that are longer, shorter, thinner or thicker than the average. That’s bad—not to mention effing annoying.

In Europe, however, men will be able to print out this measuring tool, and order exactly the size they need. Maybe someone will bring these condoms to Australia. For now, however, all you can do is print and play.

And yes, I measured it. [Theyfit—Thanks Debby]

Comments

  • glennc

    September 18, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    they shouldn’t even bother with the sizes below average. no man would ever go up to the counter with small ones no matter how they have their long & longer scale.

  • Tom Barber

    September 23, 2009 at 11:25 PM

    G22 Baby

  • Ludor

    October 7, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    Like breakage and slippage are the only reasons to get a condom of your size, do you check sock size for the same reason?

  • Randy

    March 1, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    I had my printer set to ZOOM mode when I printed my fit kit….

  • Condoms

    January 18, 2011 at 1:21 AM

    This would be a geat idea to sell in Australia, maybe not at your supermarket, but definitly online

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