No Wonder Darth Vader Has Such A Bad Attitude

@Mike: This deal is getting worse all the time.

jmeltzer

look at his legs...someone f-d up that photoshop job

TheMagicSheep

@Mike: I Love Eddie. I’ll have the cake.

Software_Goddess

@glaeven: i'd by more pissed about my nice cape being dragged all over the filthy McDonalds floor.

@anexanhume: It's Jeff Vader... wants the Pene a la Arabiatta.

Those two in the background need to get a room. Good grief.

Worker: Okay, that'll be $1.99!
Vader: I will pay you but 99 cents!
Worker: Sir, the food costs...
Vader: I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further!

No-one can repel molten apple pie heat of that magnitude!

CrispyAardvark

@Mike: That actually made me laugh out loud! Genius! Its got me thinking how did Vader get his food in the death star now...

Impul5se

@LEWD98: "You don't know the power of the McNuggets!"

@Chroma3000: Lol yeah its a real ad in the UK apparently? haha

@dimsum4u: i saw the movies.. no thanks.

b0bcat

I find your lack of ketchup disturbing

LEWD98

Maybe he didn't get the Tie-Fighter in his Happy Meal?!!

I wonder if McDonalds has better service than the Death Star Canteen.

I'm sorry my lordship, but they're no longer offering the McRib.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is this a real ad? Because if it is, it's even more awesome.

@kwahhn: ha..we should have a darth vador as a kid photoshop contest.

maybe he's just pissed at the guy behind him

glaeven

Vader as a kid?

kwahhn

I find my lack of pickles...disturbing.

davebg5

@jmeltzer:
Vader: And furthermore you will give me a free McMuffin!
Worker: But I am not authorized...
Vader: I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further!

I saw those all over Europe when I was there two weeks ago.

@Kraken: I think they ordered a McRibbed, to go..

@met2art:

Winner.

General Tagge: What of the Rebellion? If the Rebels have obtained a complete menu of this franchise, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a recipe and exploit it.
Darth Vader: The recipes you refer to will soon be back in our hands.
Admiral Motti: Any order made by the Rebels at this franchise would be a useless gesture, no matter what menu they have obtained. This franchise is now the ultimate restaurant in the universe. I suggest we use it.
Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this gastronomic terror you've constructed. The ability to clog arteries is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Admiral Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sauciers ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient culinary art has not helped you conjure up the stolen recipes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden kitchen...
[Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking]
Darth Vader: I find your lack of taste disturbing.

@Mike:

I absolutely love this.

@Kraken: Extra-Special Sauce, coming up...

@TheMagicSheep: Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Clone Stamp. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your layers.

Darth Vader: The McRebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to the drive thru.
General Veers: He felt surprise was wiser...
Darth Vader: He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General, prepare your troops to go inside and order at the counter.
General Veers: Yes, my Lord.

Inform the commander that Lord Vader's order is up.

jmeltzer

@met2art: *Clicks heart* That just freakin' made my day. You sir, win the internet for the day.

It's rather ironic to have the tagline for a McDonalds "Come as you are", the same as the title of nirvana's popular song "Come as you are". It's ironic because Cobain didn't want his true fans to think he sold out i.e. his song titles in McDonalds commercials, so he killed himself, it's incredibly ironic as this song is about suicide. The fabric of reality has just been warped people.

jojo13jojo233

fucking twilight.

devianaut

@met2art: perfect

robotsneedhugs2

@davebg5: lol

robotsneedhugs2

He's an asshole because George Lucas wants him to be.

It's like Johnny Depp and Tim Burton.

ridgecity

@jojo13jojo233: Because no one ever used the phrase "come as you are" before Kurt Cobain did.

so_gracefully

darth vader is the coolest vilain that exists, even though villain was taken awayt from him eventually

nikolask7

@Mike: you was faster than me. i was about to post this also