Lamest. Foodstuff Name. Ever.

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Screen shot 2009-09-26 at 5.46.16 PMThey could have taken all sorts of inspiration for naming the “new” Vegemite. They settled on a naming convention cornered by Apple. Lame. Seriously lame. Your comments, please.

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    Chewy

    Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 10:39 PM

    According to the article on news.com.au, they state that, “The move is a bid by the food conglomerate to align the new product with a younger market — and the “cool” credentials of Apple’s iPod and iPhone.”

    So, those who would consider themselves “young” or of the “new” generation, go grab a tomato. And of the mass of people who are undoubtedly holding one – if you think the new name is completely bollocks and are thinking Kraft hired a 2 year old to pull the name out of a hat, throw it at Kraft here: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=187+Todd+Road+Fishermans+Bend+VIC+3207&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=45.284089,93.076172&ie=UTF8&z=15&iwloc=A

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    Adrian

    Monday, September 28, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    So done it hurts.. from helvetica rounded right down to the 2.0. oh man..

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    Phormic

    Monday, September 28, 2009 at 6:22 AM

    It would be much more fair to have something Microsoftian about the name as well, for the sake of balance. What about, “iSnack 2.0 – Breakfast Edition”.

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    L33t!

    Monday, September 28, 2009 at 7:57 AM

    Booo, Hiss – iLame!

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    mentallyimpaired

    Monday, September 28, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Why not just call it Cheesymite – like it was when it got launched in NZ?

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    Pricie

    Monday, September 28, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    That is the problem when an Aussie icon gets sold out to the Yanks. They can’t handle the awesomeness of the real vegemite so they have to soft it up.

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    Chad

    Monday, September 28, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    Shit. And there was me holding back from submitting my ‘Spreadimite’ name.

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    Bee

    Monday, September 28, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    A nation turns away in disgust.
    Piss funny when you consider how much money they’ll loose before they realise how badly they’ve messed up.

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    Nick Durbridge

    Monday, September 28, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    It makes sense – a terrible taste deserves a terrible name.

    (and for the record my suggestion was Vegelite)

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    Yagan Kiely

    Monday, September 28, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    Tastes like crap too.

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    Clinton

    Monday, September 28, 2009 at 10:25 PM

    Ha! http://is.gd/3KlhL

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    Craig

    Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 7:08 AM

    Change the name to ‘Jedivite’ I say. It’s less lame than ‘iSnack 2.0′.

    May the cheesy black snack be with you….

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    Simon

    Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    I threw my jar in the bin as soon as I read this article.

    I shouldn’t be so surprised though, with Kraft being owned by Americans.

    Out of curiosity, I’d love to see the demographics of the voting committee.

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      Elly Hart

      Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 11:32 AM

      I LOVE LOVE LOVE the new Vegemite (although, yeah, the new name iSUCKS). If people are finding it bland compared to the old one, the trick is to spread it like as it if were Nutella — the more the better!

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    Nato

    Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    I bet Kraft are wishing they could Ctrl + Z that one.

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    Jack

    Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    They just don’t have the right to be so stupid as to use a name like that

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    thomasthethinkengine

    Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    Genius goes hand-in-hand with suicidal tendencies. The marketer who chose this name probably cut off his own ear that same afternoon… Never has such high public awareness been matched with such public outctry.

    But the relevant question is whether it’s any good – I’ve reviewed it and revealed the name they *should* have chosen on my blog:

    http://thomasthethinkengine.wordpress.com/2009/09/29/isnack-two-point-oh-dear/

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    SimonB

    Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 9:07 PM

    Saw the ad on TV over the weekend and laughed out loud as I said OMG. I can’t believe some in all liklyhood highly paid exec signed off on this. “We didn’t expect this degree of feedback”? Idiots. I eat Vegemite 1.0 and I sure as hell won’t be buying iSnack 2.0 (maybe if they’d called it 2.1 or 3.1)

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