You finally get the girl of your dreams back to your pad for that pivotal homemade dinner and a DVD date. Score! Dinner goes great. Then, you whip out this wand to start things up. Virginum foreverum!* And… she’s gone.
* You’re right! That’s not really Latin!
I suppose you’d have been better off whipping out that other wand first, no? Well, anyway, at least you’ll have this cool accelerometer-controlled universal remote to play around with for the rest of the evening. There are no buttons, so to change the channel or the volume you’ll have to wave it around in the air using some easy-to-remember gestures.
Clockwise or counter-clockwise motion adjusts the volume up or down; simple up-and-down movements switch between channels. How one programs such a thing is anyone’s guess. Magic, perhaps?
Overall, pretty simple, although at $US84 (pre-order for October 1) you better really like looking like a jackass while surfing the boob tube.
Then again, I put on my wizard’s robe and hat… [Kymera via Ubergizmo]
harry p.
Sunday, September 20, 2009 at 5:47 PMthis product is perfect for me :D
Michael Hunger
Saturday, December 19, 2009 at 3:45 PMI’ve collected all sorts of information around the Kymera Wand on the fansite at http://kymera-wand.com. So if anyone is interested or is a proud owner and wants to share a review just come along.
Happy casting
Michael