Hollandia Sphere Bed Comes With Obligatory Champagne Cooler

Red velvet, check. Mechanised base, check. Built-in massage, check. Covered LED canopy lights, check. 32-inch LCD television, check. Vanity mirror, check. Frikkin’ kickass champagne cooler? CHECK. Here I give you the Hollandia International Sphere Bed.

Of course, this had to be designed by the epitome of naff, Mr. Karim Rashid. Fair enough, Karim, you finally did it: I’m getting this. [Hollandia International via Apartment Therapy]