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Girlfriend Convinced To Put Out On Film Because Of LHC Doomsday

11:00AM September 4, 2009 | Rosa Golijan

Today we learn that you can get a frigid girl to not only put out, but to do it on film by playing the Large Hadron Collider card. (Baby! No one will see that video since the world is ending!)

A bunch of students at a Brisbane high school filmed a dirty porno in a high school bathroom the last time news of the Large Hadron Collider was hot. Yeah, that video was literally dirty. Remember high school bathrooms?

Basically the guy convinced his sweet, innocent and oh-so-stupid girlfriend that it was her last chance to lose her virginity as his buddy played hidden camera man, producer and distributor. The camera phone recorded underage sex act made its way through the community and could potentially result in child pornography production charges, although news.com.au claims it unlikely due to the age of all the participants.

No word on whether the sweet talker managed to hang on to the girl by convincing her that a miracle spared the world until November. [news.com.au]


Comments

  • Matt

    September 4, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    Yet another reason why science rocks!

  • Tom

    September 4, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    What a sad excuse for an article. Way to disrespect females. Reinforce double standards about girls being frigid and boys being studs? Tick. Mock a young woman while ignoring the shitty behaviour of the guys who deceived her? Tick.

    This is the stupidest thing I’ve read for a long time.

    • Ekfud

      September 4, 2009 at 2:32 PM

      Stupidest thing every read?

      Visit Herald Sun; then come back and apologise.

      • Tom

        September 4, 2009 at 3:16 PM

        I didn’t say it was the stupidest thing I’d ever read. I said it was the stupidest thing I’d read for a long time.

        Anyway, that wasn’t the point of my comment.

  • Michael Visser

    September 4, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    The sequel’s set for November, go Brisvegas.

  • Felix

    September 4, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    Giz, I generally like your news and writing style, so i was shocked and disgusted to read such an offensive article here. Way to trivialise and perpetuate the degredation of women. Shame.

  • Anon

    September 4, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    You guys are Taking it a bit too seriously.

    • Tom

      September 4, 2009 at 7:11 PM

      I wonder when it becomes OK to take this kind of article seriously. Imagine if the girl in question was someone close to you – say, your sister or niece or daughter. Would it be OK to take it seriously then?

      It’s too easy to dismiss negative feedback on an article like this by saying that the article is just meant to be a joke.

  • Jim

    September 4, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    Shitty excuse for journalism.

  • Tom Barber

    September 4, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    link?

    • perpetuatethestereotype

      September 4, 2009 at 5:31 PM

      x2

      • Tim

        September 5, 2009 at 1:55 AM

        You guys did notice the “underage” part of the story, right? Paedophiles much?

  • Mic Cullen

    September 4, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    There’s a point to this, right? Moronic that anyone would write about it on Gizmodo.

  • JNgaio

    September 5, 2009 at 1:06 AM

    This article is disrespectful and disgusting. That young girl was exploited and this article takes it one more step further by treating it as a joke. She’s a teenage girl, she was tricked, taped without consent and had the footage spread around without her consent. How is this funny in any way? How does this not make you just feel angry and sad about the world we live in? Bah. Not coming back to this website, not recommending it, that’s for sure.

  • Tim

    September 5, 2009 at 1:54 AM

    You’d have to be pretty freaking desperate to find this shit appealing. I mean, you need to trick a woman before she’ll have sex with you? Man, you must be hot stuff.

    Grow the fuck up, everyone. You’ll probably get laid more if you do.

  • justme

    September 5, 2009 at 3:34 AM

    Hey, I’m all for porn. No prude here. But the whole “Imma film someone screwing without their knowledge or consent for luls and later squirttimes” is on an elevated plane of shittiness.

  • Benjamin Sutton

    September 5, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    All the participants were underage, so it’s not a question of paedophilia. And really, how stupid is this girl to believe a story like that, to have sex in a school bathroom, and to be dating a guy who would lie to her like that?

    This article is degrading to woman? Are you retarded? She’s the one showing how women can be easily manipulated. It’s all about choices and consequences. Is the media just supposed to ignore when things like this happen because it portrays a certain group in a negative way?

    This article just highlights for all the feminist propaganda woman throw around these days they’re still not going any where. And don’t get me wrong, I’m all about equality. But I’m sick of women always putting the blame on males. It’s a little hypocritical.

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