Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler

@RandomGuyWithaMazda: I've heard it referred to as "Good News"; my cousin's a singer and he's been known to buy big bottles of root beer to have at shows where Jager is at the bar. From the stage, he'll invite people to go back and try it. Makes for some funny stories.

Jeb_Hoge

120$ is not a bad price if the cooler comes with jager bottles in it.

ploopsy

It's only bad when it's laced with roofies

@JackHoliday: Yes, it does include the half dozen 5ths. I've been delivering them for a week.

wootsee

@Sea Chicken: Ironically, that particular night had no gaps. The one time I ever passed out at a party, I woke up the next morning to find "My anus is ready" written in permanent marker on my lower back, compliments of my fraternity brothers.

Luckily, this was before the World Wide Web, Facebook, MySpace, etc.

Good times...

Zanzan42

@Zanzan42: From what you can remember at least. From the pictures I've seen, the things you did to that goat are probably best left unsaid.

Score!!! I just bought this for $30 at the beer depot in Ann Arbor.

mikeyb64

I want I want I want!!!!!

Eric Sievers

I once drank a whole 700ML bottle. By then I was so numb I was able to follow it up with some straight Everclear.

That was a good night. Mostly.

Zanzan42

@Bigbadbikernerd: Hope you had some Jäger handy to wash your mouth out with. That's what I use MINE for.

CAVEperson

@theblackdog_LovesCarRepairBills: Sure you can. You just need a big, noisy generator, which serious campers will have anyway.

CAVEperson

you should only be able to purchase this if at the time of purchase you are wearing a fraternity t-shirt (complete with greek lettering), cargo shorts and flip flops

LazyLomax

Jägermeister spells the demise of life. The shit will kill you. Clear Liquor, or beer is the only liquor you should be drinking while partying in college, unless you want to end up waking up tied to a statue naked, but for a soiled condom, with two black eyes a headache from hell and no memory.

Jaeger is good mixed with Rockstar to make Jaegerbombs. Not so much alone.

zombie_batch

@ilves: Can't use a jaegerator on a camping trip.

why don't you just get a jagerator?

ilves

@ilya687: That's why it's called Liquid Cocaine :)

Chris Vandevelde

@TheGZeus: "If that pumpkin didn't want it, why was it smiling at me?"

Love that line!

Oh the mechanical drinking accessory. A scarlet letter for alcoholic beverages. Turn away from that which produces ice-cold shot coolers, faux draft systems for keg shaped cans, or comes pre-mixed in a plastic jug of sugary alcoholic silt. The genuine article doesn't require such triviality. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.

nbolmer

Yeah, I could smell the sarcasm dripping from your post...but I STILL WANT ONE!

WilsonBabatunde

Apparently Jager and root beer make for a great mixed drink.

Jeb_Hoge

@CaffiendCA: Same goes for Sambucca and Tequila, possibly anything that's enjoyed in a "shot"-fashion.

ZillionDollarSadist

hmmm really? come on its just a cooler with a spigot and probably a lil holder inside to hold the bottles upside down. DIY fellow liver haters!!

Jäger is like a psychotic girlfriend. Starts with an incredible buzz, ends with you on your knees.

Ok, bring two pitchers every ten minutes untill someone passes out. Then bring two every FIVE minutes.

VideoVampire

@dirtybacon: I agree. I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw this...

Good times....good times...

Bigbadbikernerd

"Oh dear God."

Had many a good night with the Jäger, and many a bad one. Unlike the rums and tequilas of my past, drunken nights with it aren't enough to fully kick it out of the rotation.

equal parts Goldschläger and Jägermeister is a dangerously good combination.
Or so I am told, because clearly i don't remember that night anymore.
First and last time anything with umlauts was put in my glass.

ilya687

It must really suck when your marketing department runs out of ideas.

MichelleDatsun

after many many experiences with Jager, I can barely read this article without getting queasy.

For $120 bucks that thing best come with the Jager.

I'll say this. I luv Jag. I keep a bottle in my freezer at all times. a 5oz glass of Jag just seems like the right thing to do before firing up the xbox and hurling insults.. For the record I made it thru school, that was 15 years ago.
I was studying the effect of alcohol on a student body.

hyperdiaper

@aerospaceman: yes, seems like you could easily turn a $20 cooler into one of those things? If any of you college kids need instructions, i'm selling them for $20.

@TheGuinnessTooth: They don't call it liquid Valium for nothing. The buzz you get from that stuff is legendary. Comfortably Numb doesn't begin to describe it.

I remember being in a bar in Stuttgart on Christmas Eve. If you've never been there, let me tell you, the whole country shuts down tight at noon on 12/24, so it was nearly miraculous that I could find a bar still open in the afternoon. Inside, the bartender was serving up small beers for one mark (about 40 cents at the time), so I had a few of those. There were three old guys next to me at the bar playing Chicago (a dice game) for shots of Jaegermeister. One of them didn't want to come home to his wife with a Jaegermeister buzz, so he started pushing free shots of Jaeger my way. Needless to say, my wife was not too pleased when she got home from her job as a telephone operator (this was about 1985) and saw me sprawled on the bed stoned out of my gourd.

Moral: You gotta both admire and respect Jaegermeister.

HurtsSoGood

Jäger

I sip this stuff, and drink it daily when I have it.

"...a spigot that looks suitably impossible to properly sterilize"? I thought Jägermeister killed everything. It did a bang up job taking down my freshman year GPA, my relationship with my high school sweetheart, and about a decade of memory.

@aerospaceman: We're not dumb, we just lack common sense.

DO NOT WANT!

CooperDToo

This stuff will kill you if you aren't careful. Even after living in Germany for over a year the locals were able to get me shitfaced with this stuff whenever they felt like it.

@OMG! Ponies!: Amen to that. One bottle of it takes me at least a month to consume, until I get fed up with it and throw it out...

Chewmieser

The only proper receptacle for Jagermeister is the trash can.

Where is the cupholder for my Sugar-Free Red Bull?

Yes Lord, I'm ready...Show me the way to redemption.

SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!

Nifty, albeit a bit pricey. That being said, that much Jäger would take me a lifetime to consume

Chewmieser

looks like a $20 DIY...then again, college students are pretty dumb :) and of course I was one of them at one point in time. I have to say I wasn't THAT dumb, as I only hung out with Mr. Jager twice but each time ended in utter disaster.

liquid death never tasted so good

BergenCountyJC