You wanna return that? Give us a cookie.

2:20AM August 11, 2009 | Jesus Diaz

This weekend I bought new headphones for my iPhone at Mikey’s Hook Up, a computer store in Williamsburg, NY. Everything was good until I saw their absolutely outrageous returns policy in their receipt.

You have to give them an oatmeal raisin cookie for a return with no frosting? Are they out of their f–king mind? Has the world gone completely bonkers, and I didn’t get the memo?

Stupid, stupid people. Everybody knows that oatmeal raisin cookies are way better with lemon-vanilla frosting.

Comments

Stew

August 13, 2009 at 8:01 PM

Wow. That is simply a *stunning*, professional, high-quality photograph right there. Who needs a DSLR when you have an iPhone? A camera’s a camera, right?

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