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What Name Would You Give To Your Computer?

People like to give names to cherished objects like cars, guitars and machine guns—but what about computers? What would you / have you named it?

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    Allister Mills

    Wednesday, August 5, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    My dad began a tradition of naming his computer after T.H. White characters. My current computer is Merlyn, but there’s also Kay, Cully, Arthur, Wart, etc.

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    Gdw35

    Wednesday, August 5, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    The bigger, more powerful PC, is called Gigantor and the smaller PC is called Astro.

    My Mac has a default name because I have not worked out how to change its name yet.

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    Chris Lowery

    Wednesday, August 5, 2009 at 5:18 PM

    My laptops are always named after robots- my current 15.4 is named Johnny5, the 12.1 traveler is Gigantor. My desktops are named LittleGidding after the T.S Elliot poem, Curtana and Durandal. My old one was Audrey 2 from little shop of horrors. For some reason I always name my consoles Betty.

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    ||!/\/\ B

    Wednesday, August 5, 2009 at 6:36 PM

    Desktop PC: HMS Endeavour
    Media centre PC: HMS Resolution
    Palm T|X: Tom Thumb
    iPod Touch: Will’s iPod
    – I lost the nautical imperative.

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    Jacob Hegarty

    Wednesday, August 5, 2009 at 9:30 PM

    I always call my computers weird name like mini meat bag, and mega box, and arc of relics

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    Jed Stevens

    Wednesday, August 5, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    Johnny Mo

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    Joe Canadian

    Thursday, August 6, 2009 at 12:36 AM

    In the 90′s my brother and I used to name ours after the 7 simple machines:
    SCREW – the music server
    PULLEY – my pc
    LEVER – his pc
    WEDGE – the laptop
    WHEEL – the proxy server
    PLANE – the roommate’s pc

    Now I call them all Command Centre-related names:
    COMMANDCENTRE – my old, very dead PC
    MOBILECOMMAND – my old, very dead laptop
    MOBCOMII – my new laptop
    iCom – my iPhone
    NETCOM – My Netbook

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