Toothpick Umbrella Lamp Makes Use Of Girly Drink Accessories

@logantrox:

I'll take eight!

"A lot of people... would love to see a guy like me... put a guy like you out of business."

That will look really great just prior to burning your house down

Bluesk1d

I love Lamp. -Brick

123perryv

I thought it was established that those umbrellas are put in tropical drinks to keep the rain from watering down the liquor.

@met2art: no self-respecting drunk has either umbrellas or fruit in their drinks. trust me on this one.

@Frizzaldo...: With all the drinking that went into making it I think it's safe to say this it's mood lighting. Not to mention no hangover likes bright lights...

Think about it, if you were the light bulb inside this "structure" it would be a torture chamber!!! All those wooden spikes just pointed at you. One wrong lean and that's it, impaled light bulb! =\

LouisJebber

That is beautiful.

I wonder if my wife has collected enough to do this yet.

YankBoffin

I wonder hwo those are attached together

loriensleafs

not very bright though is it?

Frizzaldo...

You could make a pretty good (if rather busy) desktop wallpaper out of that.

USB_Humping_Dog

One time, we had a creepy stalker person make voodoo dolls from apple headphones and they would leave them in the store for us... this is way cooler than that.

@met2art: Zing!

alowishus finally has his Miata

Now that is the definition of a functioning alcoholic.

Make me one please.
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"