The Spoticam security lamp, available in white or aluminium, elicits the feeling of being monitored while simultaneously providing a convenient, bendable light source. Your friends and family won’t trust your assertions that it’s just a lamp, of course, and it won’t be long until everyone refuses to visit your apartment. But that’s OK. The thrill of exploring your own nasal cavity with CCTV is more than enough entertainment on a Friday night to balance out a general lack of company. [Antrepo via MoCo Loco via DVICE via OhGizmo!]