Tactical Canned Bacon Will Be “Edible” For 10 Years

@ploopsy: "more better grammar" is the best thing ever.

@FicmanS: More like Salty...

xredgambit

@Baldyman1966: Picture this, you are in a jungle with charlie shootin at you. You don't have time to bust out the skillet and fry up some bacon before leaving the trenchs of normany, you just open a can and enjoy that bacon!

xredgambit

@Identity: Omg! Nessie!: Personally I'm arroused

xredgambit

@The Analrapist: I like thinkgeek, need to shop there more often. But most my wardrobe comes from shirt.woot which explains my lack of pants most the time

xredgambit

@NotChoinski: Apocolyptic Bacon

thegoofus2

@Spiny Norman: I cooked some of that pre-cooked bacon I got from the store. U wanna not cook it quite as long as the package says, or it will get too crispy

thegoofus2

Sweet...

@Spiny Norman: It tastes just fine actually. We used to use that sort of bacon at the fast food restaurant I worked at back in high school.

Nauthiz

Anyone tried that pre-cooked bacon in the grocers? Haven't gotten up the nerve to try it, my unreasonable fear of botulism.

Spiny Norman

@Kaiser-Machead: On the zombie note: Will they go after something other than Human brains? I'm thinking of stocking up on Pork brains, you know, to use as a decoy or sate their unholy cravings.

Spiny Norman

@350z-racer: Beggin Strips are expensive, but good for your teeth, you should switch to the store brand canned cat or dog food, better value.

@jenfraiz:
You work for Thinkgeek, that’s the greatest site and most of my wardrobe comes from there. It’s like talking to a celebrity.

The bacon-lovers I know wouldn't let this last 10 minutes, let alone 10 years, taste be damned.

delic8genius

Gotta love that quote...

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

Stocking for the apocalypse. And here I was thinking I was going to live off freeze dried ice cream!

@Kaiser-Machead: What's wrong with Beggin' Strips? It's all we can afford and tastes pretty darn good..

@ludwigk: Plus, you can use the rasor sharp lids as shurikens and the empty cans as Molotovs!

:)

aec007

@Kaiser-Machead: How come nobody wants to be on the zombie side. Seems like it would be more fun. Perhaps on their side they have 10-year canned brains for when the fresh ones run out.

@PanhandleJoe: You have a very slow metabolism.

@.- -. --- -. -.-- -- --- ..- ... / .. ... / .-.. . --. .. --- -.: They'll get sued out of business way before that.

@NWdude83: I think the original quote mentioned world grease. That danged telephone game messes up everything.

@NotChoinski: I'm waiting for Scorched Earth Policy bacon myself.

FrankenPC

@Kaiser-Machead: Have mutant/zombie slaying games have taught us nothing? You don't need to hoard anything but ammo, various weapons, and maybe scavanged armor. The rest will be acquired.

Goondocks

I tasted the Tac Bac when it came to our office to photograph for the thinkgeek site. It tastes totally fine, nothing weird, preserved or stale about it. It's very much like the pre-cooked bacon you get in a box in the grocery store. Happy nomming!

OH HELLS YES!

This is going straight into the bomb shelter!!

"Oh, say can you seee!!! By the dawns early light....!!!!"

Surprisingly, that entire can only has about 1000 calories. So you'll need *about two* cans to get you through a long day of zombie slaying.

ludwigk

I'll wait for strategic bacon

NotChoinski

All I know is you shouldn't let bacon man see you eating this... that mofo haunts my dreams

@jjigen: It may just taste like that brand new.

Kaiser-Machead

@MildredBabar: In a tactical manner?

Kaiser-Machead

@.- -. --- -. -.-- -- --- ..- ... / .. ... / .-.. . --. .. --- -.: But only if it's new stock when I buy the next can.

PanhandleJoe

I can imagine what it will taste like in 10 yrs.

jjigen

@dahlberg123: The description at that page is priceless.

"New from CMMG! Its Tactical Bacon in a can. Fully cooked and fully prepared. 10+ year shelf life. Perfect for camping, hunting, zombie standoffs, end of the world scenarios etc. Don't be caught without Tac Bac! Now with more better grammar!"

ploopsy

Do you see the quote on the can? "I firmly believe that bacon has the potenial to bring about world peace!"

NWdude83

@Baldyman1966: His statement still holds, he never mentioned what dates he bought them on.
Buy them a decade apart and hes still right.

Does this come with a packet of tactical baconnaise inside?

Now this is the REAL TIME CAPSULE of the DECADE!

SahilaQuadratus

@PanhandleJoe: I thought it was funny

@Baldyman1966: 2 words:

Nazi Dogs

Underscore_Lysdexia

@Baldyman1966: I thought that if anyone noticed, it would be recognized as humor.

PanhandleJoe

@Baldyman1966: mm 20 year old bacon

that's vintage bacon!

Underscore_Lysdexia

After 10 years does it taste like chicken?

bitslammer

You can order it directly from CMMG Inc.

Half way down the page:
[cmmginc.secure-mall.com]

CMMG, Inc
PO Box 369
Fayette, MO 65248
660-248-2293
www.cmmginc.com
sales@cmmginc.com

dahlberg123

So all I need to do is buy new cans every year until the apocalypse, and donate the older cans to charity, that way I'll always have a 10 year supply of tasty bacon for when the shit goes down and we're all fighting for survival against the zombie hordes.

Raw_fishFood

@PanhandleJoe: Do you need someone to point out the major flaw in this statement.

I'm gonna get two cans and then I'll have a 20 year supply.

PanhandleJoe

@Baldyman1966: When engaging hostiles you don't have the time to worry about expiration dates.

FiskFisk33

This Shit Lasts for Ten Years!

LOL

Tony Bostony

@Kaiser-Machead: except that the coming zombie apocalypse will be started by someone consuming a peice of 11 year old tinned bacon.

This confuses / intrigues / angers me. Figure that one out.

@Baldyman1966: Yes.

@Baldyman1966:
If you have enough you can hold off an entire armada at shipwreck cove for another decade.

Sorry, don't mind me, I just finished watching Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End...

Tactical bacon sounds deadly in more ways than one.

USB_Humping_Dog

In what way is this bacon Tactical?

But will it still be good for a bra after 10 years?

feeble

I don't know about you, but I find a great deal of comfort in the fact that I can be gnawing on a piece of bacon while I plant a slug between the dull rot-glazed eyes of an oncoming zombie in the impending apocalypse.

Kaiser-Machead