A hungry, possibly larcenous Microsoft employee sent us this glimpse of life from the company’s Issaquah campus. I like to think of it as Windows Geniune Advantage®: Peach Parfait Edition.

To be fair to Microsoft, let’s assume that pastry theft had become rampant, and that their employees really did need to be reminded not to steal things. Even then, the ominous “WE’RE WATCHING YOU, THIEVING PEONS” feels like a little much.

Microsoft: You Will Pay Them, For Something. —Thanks, Microsoft guy!