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Loch Ness Monster Discovered On Google Earth, Says Security Guard

God bless The Sun—the most reliable, serious and solid newspaper in the entire Commonwealth—because they have just discovered the Loch Ness monster using Google Earth. Or at least, that’s what it appears to be in the photo.

According to the lighthouse of journalism and one of its experts—reader and security guard Jason Cooke, 25, of Nottingham—this is it. The real monster. Jason’s scientific description leaves no room for doubt:

I couldn’t believe it. It’s just like the descriptions of Nessie.

But if that white thing is the Loch Ness monster, what are the blue thingies next to it? The top one seems like a giant snake. The lower one… I think the lower one may be a Loch Ness monster’s monster poop. And the snake is pissed off because it hates floaters, so it’s running away. For shame! [The Sun]

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  • Urban Nerd

    It looks to me that it is a pic of a boat on the watter – you can find the image on google maps:
    Latitude: 57°12′51.75″N
    Longtitude:4°34′14.28″W

    If you look further down there is another example:
    Latitude: 57°10′8.15″N
    Longtitude: 4°37′53.80″W

  • Dr_Stef

    Looks like a hydrofoil boat of some kind.
    Would be cool though if it was Nessie.
    My gawd has she grown fat! (providing the big blob part is the body)But then that defeats that old Pleisiosaur theory. Unless Nessie can swim backwards! And what would those 3 things be indeed.
    They look submerged.. OMG they are multiplying!!

    Go Nessie!!!

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