Downloaded Child Porn? Blame Your Kitty Cat

Floridian Keith Griffin most certainly didn’t download over a thousand images containing child pornography. No siree. It must’ve been his dear puddy-tat who downloaded pictures of those oh-so-illegal birds.

According to a sheriff’s report Friday, Griffin told investigators his cat jumped on the keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found “strange things” on his computer when he returned.

Must be quite a fast connection if the cat managed to download so much porn during Griffin’s brief absence. All scepticism aside though, I seriously feel bad for that cat. With Griffin’s computer being taken away because of the investigation, how the heck is that pussy supposed to download some pussy now? [Sun-Times]

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