China Threatens Jail Time For Sexy Texting

China’s threatening a crackdown on people sending seductive messages to each other.

Henan province promises a lockup of “up to five days” for one message, or ten days for three messages. If you’re going to send three, you might as well do it in a chunk to get the discount rate.

“I’m totally for the rules. It’s uncomfortable to get dirty text messages from male friends and even more gross when they are from strangers,” Zhang Kai, 26, told the daily.

What’s even better is that the normal people are questioning why so much government effort is being spent in this area.

Since July 10, Shenze party officials have held 480 meetings to discuss the harmful effects of obscene messages, a degree of dedication that has been questioned by the public, the People’s Daily said.

“It’s not necessary to hold 480 meetings on this. This is an enormous waste of administrative resources,” an Internet user named Han Haoyue was quoted as saying.

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    Dan

    Wednesday, August 12, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    The SMS messages were probably disgusting the politburo SMS monitoring staff.

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    Matt Liu

    Wednesday, August 12, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    LOL at the chinese words in the text msg on the iphone pic.
    我要你的大便= i want your shit/poo

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      marztar

      Wednesday, August 12, 2009 at 8:02 PM

      lol gross!!

      them chinese are weird.. on one hand they totally see it as normal to fantasize over schoolgirls in knee highs.. and on the other they don’t want people to privately share their bodily contents!

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    matt

    Thursday, August 13, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    “a lockup of “up to five days” for one message, or ten days for three messages.”
    Ironically they seem to have stolen the lame upsell tactics of the very telcos distributing the messages.

    I was about to say “lol, lately its like they don’t want anyone having sex in China” but then… they don’t.

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    Preet

    Thursday, August 13, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    What the hell??

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    Iansego

    Thursday, August 13, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    lol, There’s something messed up there if thats the seductive message youre sending…

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