Bacon Bra Needs No Further Explanation [NSFW]

I don’t like edible lingerie. It tastes like crap. The bacon bra, on the other side… well, the bacon bra is made out of bacon. Bacon-sustained bra technology, people. I just can’t say no, even if it’s raw.

Only boobs and chocolate can match this in Chez Gizmodo’s Taste Test. Any female reader—or certain ex-Gizmodo editor*—wants to give that a go? [Flickr]

* No, not you, Joel.

Taste Test is our week-long tribute to the leaps that occur when technology meets cuisine, spanning everything from the historic breakthroughs that made food tastier and safer to the Earl Grey-friendly replicators we impatiently await in the future.