Look, I may have eaten a whole chocolate Apple tablet, but I think I could still handle devouring one of these flower pot ice creams (by “devouring” I, of course, mean “daintily eating in the most lady-like manner possible”). More »
Whether you call it a “spork” or a “foon,” we must all ask ourselves where we would be without the genius that brought fork and spoon together as one. More »
“He did a lot of LSD when he was young.” Is that supposed to explain how Philip Garrido invented a gadget to “control sound” with his “mental powers” while impregnating a girl he kidnapped and kept as a sex slave? More »
