Transformers Nikes Come In Sweet Toy Box

If anyone over 12 wears those, virginity is their prize forever.

liveinabin

@bobojuice: I agree. I also hate how the sides are just plain and smooth on most of the shoes. That combined with the high-top makes it look very awkward.

@High Speed Indeed: I see what you did there!

@zachff: As a hatfoot, these suck!

High Speed Indeed

@Kaiser-Machead: if only Michael Bay had the same idea.

@Pwnerjam3.0: cause Nike only makes one style of shoe... yeah, that's it.

gonna cop 2. one to rock one to stock.

@ok_go: I never asked a question. And i'm aware of my own opinions. thx though.

@bobojuice: they look retarded because you are not a fan. hey you answered your own question.

ok_go

Not as good as the Adidas Star Wars Superstar.
These one come in a real blister : [bit.ly]

Enhor

badass

kaikai34

GitEmSteveDave no want dirty Decepticon shoes. GitEmSteveDave want Grimlok sneakers!

@Purple Monkey Dishwasher: I haven't seen the second yet, but I'm letting my expectations lower after seeing the first one. I'm with you, the new movies have almost nothing to do with the original transformers storyline, they just borrowed the concept of robots that turn into everyday vehicles.

@Hello Mister Walrus: Nothing wrong with that, if you play basketball. But I don't and I think they're stupid looking. Actually, probably 95% of all high-mid tops look retarded in my opinion anyway. But basketball shoes are by fare the worst looking. Theyre all skinny at the back and they flare out at the front. Makes them look ridiculous.

@bobojuice: Basketball shoes look like basketball shoes because they give you more ankle support. I've twisted my ankle a couple of times playing basketball with regular sneakers.

Hello Mister Walrus

@Naoki - Photoshop Ninja: Yes! I'd totally forgotten about that graph - I'd been "meh" about this post until I noticed it in the photo.

I mean, of course I'm not buying a pair, but still, that is cool. Echoes of my childhood.

sammy baby

@Dr. Evil Genius: dislike of stupid looking shoes =/= lack of shoe knowledge.

I just happen to think basketball style shoes look like clown shoes.

I do however, know plenty about EVA molded uppers, rubber gummed out soles, triple stitched rubber molded toe caps and impact absorbing heel pads. kthx

I want it, I need it!

Marthinus Swart

@ok_go: :::pause:::

@bobojuice: ...these statements solidify your lack of shoe knowledge. Stick to things tech-related for a better life.

Those things are fugly!

I hope they're able to transform into nicer kicks

Mikestan

I believe the terminology for the "extra little flap thing that allows to box to secure itself to a hook" is "J-hook" or "hang tab". I worked for 10 years for KB Toys, and we had to order the stick-on replacements for when people broke the packaging.

OMG! Butter!

Where's the Megan Fox shoes?!

ok_go

Is that a robot fertility calculator on the back of that box? I thought Soundwave had no problems conceiving.

dingus

wow, I forgot about the cool "infrared" graph thing on the back of the original transformers.... *sigh* I had the original megatron, starscrem, soundwave, jetfire... all destroyed from playing with them too much...

....they don't transform?!

PASS.

NaeemTHM

@Purple Umpteenth: Hey, the bad guys were always cooler. To illustrate, Predacons> Dinobots and Cobra Robot> Shipwreck's parrot/Snake Eyes' wolf (Timber?).

USB_Humping_Dog

I might actually wear those in public; among my circle of friends it would probably get me venerated rather than shunned.

But damn, expensive.

Very wise to stick to the 80's version Nike, very wise indeed.

Kaiser-Machead

I've never been a fan of that style of shoe. I guess it's a basketball type shoe? They look retarded to me. In any case, I'll take a nice pair of Lakai or DVS instead.

As a sneakerhead, these are awesome.

zachff

Marty McFly rip offs

Pwnerjam3.0

@Teck90: I loved transformers when I was little and religiously watched the cartoon as well. I don't know if it's because I'm older or what but the movies just didn't do it for me.

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Doc, these are the wrong size! No time for that now Marty, we have to go into the future to stop the making of Transformers 3!

Saboth

I would love to have those. And that packaging is amazing.

omg please tell me they come in 13

1updick

I would never associate myself with the Decepticons. pishaw.

Autobots forever!

I'll take 2 of each

When I first saw Megatron at the store when I was a little kid, it was the greatest toy experience ever.
Gun + Robot = amazing.