The Only Novelty Flash Drive Benchmark Roundup You Need
To summarise: Santa Claus has the lowest data rates, while the Strawberry has the highest. The Severed Thumb is slower than it deserves to be, and the Barbecued Chicken beats the Hamburger. In other news, I love this test.
Having run similarly obsessive benchmark roundups before, Testfreaks is no stranger to flash drive testing. They’re quick to show us, then, that these drives are generally pretty terrible, and that if you’re looking for performance, you’ll probably be better served by a decent mainstream drive over a plasticised shrimp. One gripe throws a damper on this wonderful test: I kinda wish there were a few more of the flash drive legends, like the beer drive, the humping dog and for good measure, Sly Stone’s genitalia. [Testfreaks]
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This is just a shame to hear. Goodness knows when you're in a business presentation and pull out your USB pizza drive, you really are needing those high transfer rates.
NurseDave
@yungjerry703: I see salmon roe sushi right there. Mid lower right.
AmphetamineCrown
@Hello Mister Walrus: It's a penis.
USB_Humping_Dog
@dsh: Brando: The USB Mutilator!
dingus
I don't think the humping dog actually contained data. Only sex.
what no sushi usb drives? i want some salmon Nigiri preferably in an 8 gig model.
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Haha... the "thumb-thumb-drive"
@notsosecretlandfill: My favorite!
Matingmonkey is a proud eMac owner
@notsosecretlandfill: Yummy!
notsosecretlandfill
@Hello Mister Walrus: Maybe it's a chicken drumstick covered in dog poo?
notsosecretlandfill
@Curves: You could wear the bracelet to avoid the black hole that is the Woman's purse, but if you wear it, you will have to withstand the electric shocks. Are you up for the challenge?
Matingmonkey is a proud eMac owner
Arent they all cute; talk about variety. I want to know which one can withstand repeated electrical shocks and stand up to the punishment of floating around in my purse (no easy task). And nothing pink, please.
Is that supposed to be a chicken drumstick or a dog poo?
Hello Mister Walrus
These look like toys that your grandmother would buy for you when you come to visit or the crap you get out of a crane game in a back alley Chinese restaurant.
That picture reminds me of the trippy windows 7 wallpapers.
@Curves: So Hello Kitty is out then?
Xeno