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Suge Knight Light Dangles Your Nightmares Out The Window

By Dan Nosowitz on July 10, 2009 at 11:00 AM

For those times when you feel like a simple night light isn’t enough to scare off your nighttime demons, who better to help than the scariest man in hip-hop? [YouTube]

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  • Michael
    July 10, 2009 at 9:56 PM
    Now I know what's the opposite of funny--this video.

    Michael

  • USB_Humping_Dog
    July 10, 2009 at 4:32 PM
    @Cordfucious of Tech Clan: It's short for Sugar, I think, which makes it even more terrifying.

    USB_Humping_Dog

  • t0ph
    July 10, 2009 at 3:49 PM
    @ぶっちぎり IN THE FACE!: I dunno, this morning on Gawker. I , sir, am not digging it one bit.
  • darkstar
    July 10, 2009 at 3:36 PM
    @spoiledpotato: It's a punishment system for people who didn't go to the gizmodo super awesome party with free iPhones. For people who went, it's the old system but with preview buttons.
  • spoiledpotato
    July 10, 2009 at 3:32 PM
    @ぶっちぎり IN THE FACE!: I'm not sure I like this new layout either...

    spoiledpotato

  • spikespeigel
    July 10, 2009 at 1:31 PM
    "Sir, here is a check with my name on it. Write down any number on this piece of paper and I will pay it."

    spikespeigel

  • whiteknight89 still plays Diablo
    July 10, 2009 at 12:30 PM
    @ぶっちぎり IN THE FACE!: So this is what STAR commenter quality looks like? Color me unimpressed. ;)
  • Fighter-of-the-Nightman
    July 10, 2009 at 12:28 PM
    Unfortunately, this wasn't allowed in NeverLand Ranch....too soon?
  • gerbick
    July 10, 2009 at 12:19 PM
    Too bad the scariest man in hip-hop has been recently knocked out twice. If this was pushed out a couple of years ago... yeah, scary. Right now, only Vanilla Ice is scared of Suge.
  • Invisobel
    July 10, 2009 at 12:12 PM
    @ぶっちぎり IN THE FACE!: Ummmm no, THIS is what a reply looks like...

    Invisobel

  • meow-mixer
    July 10, 2009 at 12:02 PM
    @welcome-to-lifehacker-comments-...20

    meow-mixer

  • zenneth
    July 10, 2009 at 11:57 AM
    @Cordfucious of Tech Clan: Serge... probably was short for Sergio. Bronson Pinchot's finest hour, other than True Romance.

    zenneth

  • ぶっちぎり IN THE FACE!
    July 10, 2009 at 11:46 AM
    @SysRq: So this is what a reply looks like?
  • ぶっちぎり IN THE FACE!
    July 10, 2009 at 11:45 AM
    WTF is with the commenting system, WTF did this happen?
  • xbigman15x
    July 10, 2009 at 11:44 AM
    OLD

    xbigman15x

  • Xterm11_is Rhyming
    July 10, 2009 at 11:36 AM
    Do they make an X-rated version of this night light? (Not that I want to see the boogeyman raped by "Suge")

    Xterm11_is Rhyming

  • spannu
    July 10, 2009 at 11:20 AM
    Oh Suge, is there anything you can't do?

    spannu

  • Cordfucious of Tech Clan
    July 10, 2009 at 11:19 AM
    I will never be scared of a grown A** man named Suge. To close to Surge... (think Beverly Hills Cop)

    Cordfucious of Tech Clan

  • SysRq
    July 10, 2009 at 11:04 AM
    Man, fuck the boogeyman. I hate that guy. Thanks Suge.
  • Snicewicz
    July 11, 2009 at 5:06 AM
    I'm sure Dre keeps one of these by his bed to make sure the ghost of Eazy-E doesnt haunt him.

    Snicewicz

  • nutbastard
    July 11, 2009 at 4:28 AM
    @ぶっちぎり IN THE FACE!: dude, there's an entire post from yesterday explaining the new system. i believe it's on page 2 at this point. that post is a much more appropriate place to play around and get your questions answered.
  • CharlieBurke
    July 11, 2009 at 2:39 AM
    Westsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide ! lol

    CharlieBurke

  • DJ Bushido
    July 11, 2009 at 12:42 AM
    @ぶっちぎり IN THE FACE!: yeah I'm feeling totally oppressed... like the popular commenters get popularer and the less frequent commenters get Suge'd
  • WTF! scamster!
    July 12, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    WTF! Is this a joke, a cheap light with a see through plastic photo. Damn scary!

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