Sex Toys Make Delightful Additions To Any Home
This little site provides illustrated guides to using all kinds of sex toys in new and unexpectedly G-rated ways around the house. If you were wondering how to turn that two-foot-long-double-headed-you-know-what into a keyboard wrist-rest, read on.
Looks like cock rings make excellent cable organizers, and we bet those girls on Sex and the City weren’t nearly open-minded enough to think to use The Rabbit vibrator as an immersion blender. My personal favourite, for sheer vulgarity, has to be the use of penis extenders (I had no idea such things even existed) as replacement bicycle hand grips. That one’ll scare hell out of the neighbourhood committee. [Homemade Sex Toys]
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I really like the buttplug doorstop from the site. Also, the cockrings-as-napkin-rings are pretty vulgar (if the cockrings have been used).
fate47 - Meh.
@mikeness: First the three seashells, and now this. WHERE WILL IT END?!
@Dallifornia: You have no idea what you're talking about.
ViniTheHat
I'd be disappointed if Giz someday took itself too seriously to post things like this.
@ilovexspin: But God invented the penis, why not have one in efegy for a wrist guard for his desktop Acer?
Bob. Gun.
thats awesome
@omfgh4x:
+1
OMG! Butter!
@mikeness: You sir have not seen Requiem for a Dream.
@WCMBK:
to elite, my bad. how ironic.
WCMBK
@Valnen:
Hello, and welcome to meme theory 101. Please turn your textbooks to Chapter 1: Welcome to the internets.
WCMBK
@meow-mixer: This post was marked NSFW, which assumes you are employed. Being 12 years old, you shouldn't have a job. That means this post is double-super-secret-NSFK. Listen to your @Valnen.
@meow-mixer: We'll tell you when you're older son.
@mikeness: You realize you're replying to yourself, yes?
LOL, this made my day, too bad its only 1:47 AM
fullyrandomtandem
@dvdschlfr: I had those too. But some MORAN decided to break into my house and steal my goodies in my room. Good bye HDTV, Gamecube, PS2..among other gadgets. Oh well.. I get new stuff...
jcrockerman
im 12 years old and what is this
meow-mixer
Giz is the new Fleshbot?
Alternate
@--Tito--: took the words out of my mouth.
meow-mixer
@spannu: *twitch.*
Wow... Definitely thinking outside the dick in a box
Also... I have those Logitech speakers with the receiver in the first pic! :D
hyewarrior
@finalxnoodles: 3: rolling pin. Everyone loves a multitasker.
dingus
Every home, but God's home.
@mikeness: There are many uses (well two) of a double-sided dildo. Two chicks. Two dudes. It is technically possible to be in one woman and one man at the same time, but this has yet to occur in non-laboratory conditions.
This is like Jezebel 101.
Dallifornia
@Lance eagles3strong: If that got you emotional, don't look at the buttplug winestopper.
spannu
@Lance eagles3strong: You just can't beat an ergonomically... designed... ;_; Oh God that's just wrong.
i almost cried when i saw how that double ended dildo was being used.
now there are 2 uses for the double sided dildo
@mikeness: Well when I asked my wife she told me the other end is for the devil to use, but she only takes it out of the house when she goes to the gym with her friend. I just don't get it.
I have those speakers!
@mikeness:
They have one's that come with 2 ends now? Holy shit why didn't I think of that.
Sean Scrooby Grube
@werk: Thats just wrong.
@mikeness:
you need to watch better porn (regardless of which team you play for)
@mikeness: Really? You don't know why there are two ends? Really?
@mikeness:
Scissor me timbers?
Good idea to re-purpose the double dildo. Those things are so damn hard to use that they're impractical. Plus why are there two sides? What the heck do I do with the other end? Someone dropped the ball in the sex toy RnD department if you ask me.
this make work itself NSFW!
LMAO at the dildo!