Robo-Geisha Invade Theaters With Chainsaws, Butt Blades, Shrimp
If fembots were viciously cultured Japanese escorts instead of just ditsy blondes, Austin Powers would not have lived to make The Love Guru. (Tagged NSFW for crude violence and PG13 T&A)
This preview for Robo Geisha captures a world in which geisha are robotic assassins, super villains shoot rockets from wheelchairs, giant robots make buildings bleed and assassins sometimes sustain inconvenient anal injuries by way of panty katana. The film is expected to hit (Japan’s?) theatres this fall.
If anyone has any more information on this must-see, Oscar-sure film, please share it in the comments. [Robo-Geisha via CrunchGear]
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Is blood supposed to come out of your ears after watching this trailer?
I think part of my mind just imploded.. I couldn't take it.
--Core--
Reminds me of Tokyo Gore Police
this just might be the greatest movie ever!
Carlos Gonzalez
Geisha fetish??
My only reaction is, WTF.
chrstphr
Needs a RoboMifune!
SigmundTheSeaMonster
They all have a case of cabin fever cooped up on that island. This is what happens.
LOL. You have to be kidding... you are kidding. Right? Please tell me this is supposed to be some sort of spoof. Not like a serious film right?
Mako
@pedroren: I know I got hard.
Bassem B.
Simply WOW!!! I don't know what to say but WTF
Kaibutsu
FRIED SHRIMP!
mordennight
That was the funniest thing I've seen all week.
I have to see this movie.
mordennight
Just when I thought PS3's ads were disturbing...
@Titan8883: A new fetish?
When I was young, I used to think it was a tragedy how stupid American culture is.
I should've gone to Japan.
Michael
PLEASE tell me they're premiering this at Sundance!
Counterglow
This is definitely going in my netflix qeueueueueue whenever it gets released on dvd...
@shinchan: The Machine Girl was pretty amazing. I saw both The Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police at last year's Fantasia Film Festival. If it's anything like those 2 movies (and by looking at the trailer, it most probably is) RoboGeisha is going to be a blast to watch!
neuralien
Ok, I'm sorry... This looks like the worst movie ever.
LegoShark
Finally, sex and violence are one at the movies.
PaddyDugan
A cinematic masterpiece! And so realistic!
glowplug
@imdgonz:
Yeah, I'm sticking with grilled shrimp from here on out.
HOLY CRAP! That was AWESOME! It's like the japanese version of "Machete"!
ssoltero
@gbmbg: They didn't invent lolicon. It's the Japanes short hand for Lolita Complex. based from the non-japanese book titled Lolita
ReynaldoRiv
@Titan8883: "Inconvenient anal injury". Ouch.
ITIL_Prince
At 2:18...what the F is happening!? Some kind of horrible ass stabbing...
Titan8883
I wonder if it's any better than "The Machine Girl". ( [www.youtube.com] )
Going to be hard to beat, but the trailer looks promising!
shinchan
"Fried shrimp" classic
cjudge
I think we found a worthy successor for Don LaFontaine. Are you listening, Hollywood?
farcast
His voice made me upset, but otherwise, awesome.
@alphanumeric1971: This is probably what Troma Entertainment wanted to do, but couldn't. I'm not sure if that is hiding or lack of...I give up, I'm not sure what it is.
Fried Shrimp - the wold's greatest weapon unveiled!
imdgonz
@sneakypoo: why thank you ;)
hhkim515
@alphanumeric1971: Wrong and right is just matter of perspective, in Japan something is normal to them is consider perverse by western standard. A good example of it is this movie trailer..
os_2
@alphanumeric1971: Japan invented tentacle rape, maid cafés, and lolicon, so I would say the former.
gbmbg
@OCEntertainment: I don't know either but I loved every second of it. Especially the creepy whispering, slurring voice over guy.
I....have no idea.......what the HELL.....it is I just saw.
@seapathac: Where'd you ever learn to scriggy-scroll so fast?
I so want to see this...
on acid...
prsiii
wow, Japanese sounds a lot like English, I understood everything the old guy said!
@OldSchoolGadgetLover: The Japanese.
@sneakypoo: +1
@hhkim515: hahahaha that sure is funny that you saw it on digg before hahahaha
sneakypoo
@Andy Nguyen: which would explain what he's been doing lately since it hasn't been answering sbemails.
scroll buttons and the lappy together at last...
seapathac
You know... the thought of killing so many people in a crowded building when a giant robot smashes it that an ocean of blood spurts out... it's just plain awesome. Who thinks of stuff like that?
OldSchoolGadgetLover
Yes, pisses me "of" you read it right ;-)
This is f-ing retareded an almost pisses me of ;-)
UGBFKMR?
old news... this was on digg like 4 days ago hahha but nonetheless ...
geisha dance .. geisha army .. geisha CHAINSAW
hhkim515
Acid lactation FTW!
RobotVampire
BLOODY BUILDINGS FTW
Seriously, why hasn't this been introduced in Kaiju films yet?!
Shawn Pero
Sounds like the witch doctor from athf is doing the voice over. "Arise chicken! Arise!"
Oh and that movie looks epic as hell. I hope we see a US release.
snakepliskin
Every time I watch something like this I wonder,
Is there something wrong at the heart of the Japanese Psyche or are we just better at hiding it?
alphanumeric1971
Oh My Assortment of Freaking Tights-Wearing Gods, there's so much funnystupid everywhere I may just barf a rainbow.
Kaiser-Machead
Trailer voice over by Strongbad?
Andy Nguyen