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First Among Equalizers…Some Crap Blog Posts Same BS AT&T/iPhone rumour Twice…Reason #212 Why America Is Falling Behind…Can a Show Called IT Chicks Be God Awful?


The Speakers as Equalizer concept is one of those things that sounds cool, then it seems dumb, then for a moment seems cool again before you finally settle on, “Yep, it’s dumb.” It’s definitely a creative stroke, and I applaud the designer for dreaming it up, but the thing is, most audiophiles I know deem speaker placement to be at least as important as equalization (which isn’t usually as variable as this makes it seem). And with six speakers clustered together, so much for stereo imaging. OK, so I over-thought it, but like I said, it took a minute. [Unplggd]


A few weeks back, some BS blog with the really bleepin’ original name of “Appmodo” published a rumour about a $US55 iPhone tether plan for AT&T that the carrier flat-out denied right after. Guess what? They published the same rumour again, saying they only had the date wrong. And guess what, AT&T denied it again. We print rumours, and so does the Wall Street Journal. We just don’t print dumb ones…twice. [DSLReports]


Why is America losing jobs to other countries? I’ll tell you why: Technical colleges in India look like theme parks, complete with gigantic blue feet that you can sit in! There’s a lotus flower of learning that serves as a lecture hall, and a stairway built of steel and wood to resemble reeds bending in the wind. (If this place had more integrated tech, I’d have posted on it for sure.) OK, maybe I’d get bored with it after a few days, but that’s not the point—all they need is to get students to sign their lives away for four years. [Dezeen]


Actual dialog from an upcoming web show called IT Chicks:

Did I mention that ReadyNAS is rack mountable? Think of it as a push-up bra for computers. And if you need to remove a drive at any time, and you still want to keep the system running, it’s hot swappable. So even though you might pull out your hard drive, the system always finds a way to keep on purring.

Never mind the fact that none of that really makes sense, sexually—did you happen to notice that Kato Kaelin, of OJ Trial fame, is the dude in the shot? [The IT Chicks]

Comments (AU Comments | US Comments)

  • Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®
    @SysRq: Going from 'gags' to 'gigs'..
  • dingus
    @switchblade saints: The technical term is "sherpes".

    dingus

  • OMG! Ponies!
    That video is horrible. If I wanted to see boob jobs and bad acting, I'll just watch some actual porn.
  • SysRq
    @spittingangels:"Gigs"? I see what you did there.
  • j05hu4
    Audiophiles using eq? That tells me that audiophiles have more money than ears.

    j05hu4

  • Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®
    Good for you to find some legitimate (and I use that word loosely) work Kato instead of sponging off a celebrity...
  • Con Seannery
    @Xterm11_is Rhyming:
    The view is fantastic,
    The tits, they're plastic.

    But by God, if they're real,
    Give me a feel!

    Con Seannery

  • spittingangels
    So I guess porn actresses are trying to get legitimate acting gigs via internet media now.

    spittingangels

  • rcast1986
    @SysRq: 'Like'
  • rcast1986
    Guess which one of these 4 pictures I clicked on first?
  • bededog
    @Shamoononon, Vampire Grater - Now SWF: Let's just hope they don't have a class in It's a Small World.

    bededog

  • Shamoononon, Vampire Grater - No
    I'd rather not graduate from Disney Land.
  • Skreenname
    IT chicks looks dumb.
    ...Pull out your hard [ Five-second-pause ] drive, the system...
  • bosskev
    Ha! No, I had not noticed that it was Kato Kaelin, but I was aware that seeing him was making my skin crawl.

    (Of course, that also could have been the visual of that…blue tube?…snaking its way down…wedged in between those fleshy implants…oh, it's just too distasteful to mention. Suddenly, Kato is looking more appealing. Ugh.)
  • yungjerry703
    those speakers would look nice in a club or lounge type setting. if that.
  • Xterm11_is Rhyming
    I must admit, it is quite a view
    but, what is the opinion of you?

    I just wonder if they are fake,
    And if they are, what a mistake!
  • rt100 Penn State
    @SysRq: yeah those people must've thought that it would be a cool way to combine two sorta-related things, and it backfired when it didn't work very well
  • Charles Ip
    @SysRq: Aimed at audiophiles? I think it's aimed at people who like gadgets that look cool. OMG, NOW FOR ROCK MODE!

    Charles Ip

  • SysRq
    @dingus: Aaaaaaahh! You said the secret word! COLLEGE!
  • Not_Potty_Trained
    stupid bs blogs, they're always run by freakin idiots. i wonder how they feel after ATT dis'd them twice.
  • SysRq
    Yeah, considering those speakers are obviously targeted at audiophiles, that is a very dumb idea. Unless you got like four of those things. My question is, do you move them around physically? Or are they motorized; do they move depending on your equalizer settings?
  • bededog

    While the speakers might not serve a practical function, they do look cool. I'd get them just because I like the style.

    And who would want to eat in a giant pair of feet? Unless, of course, you are into that sort of thing...

    bededog

  • dingus
    I wouldn't have flunked out of college if classes were held in Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

    dingus

  • switchblade saints
    shoulder herpes. Gross
  • MyNameIsTooAwesome
    This clips are as retarded as a....well they are just plainly retarded.
  • badhatharry
    @Shamoononon, Vampire Grater - Now SWF: Why not? I graduated from Bovine University.

    badhatharry

  • Sticks Calhoun
    @Con Seannery: How much do they charge
    For a size extra-large?
  • asaturn
    is that Kato?
  • longbourne
    @Sticks Calhoun: The acting is spastic,
    but the tits are fantastic.

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