Looking to get molested but don’t know where to look to get the job done? The new Offender Locator iPhone app will show you exactly where to go when all you need is an inappropriate touch.
The app uses GPS to show you where all the registered sex offenders are near you at any given time. You can also use addresses from your contacts list if you want to check out where the perverts live near your friends and family. It’s perfect for pranks! Just tell your friend there’s a surprise party for them at one of the locations. They’ll laugh and laugh!
Alternately, you can use this app to get yourself scared and worked up over something you can’t control that has a miniscule likelihood of ever effecting you. Either way. [Offender Locator (iTunes Link) via Telegraph via The Daily What]
Daniel
Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 2:19 PMThis is starting to make life look more and more like a gta game in that we’re getting a lot of information from a map so that we are more aware of what’s around us.
We used to have no idea, and now we can find the exact proximity of sex offenders to our location in real time! This is crazy
marztar
Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 8:26 PMall pedos and rapist should die… but when their time comes. I wonder whether this app will aid some crazy bunch to go and either brutally bash one of them or vandalize their house.
The news will love to run with the story “iPhone app linked to brutal bashing of registered sex offender”
Shaun
Sunday, August 9, 2009 at 5:27 PMYou can find a review of Offender Locator here: http://www.theiphoneappreview.com/08/offender-locator/