Louis Vuitton’s 40th Anniversary Apollo 11 Buttplug Trunk

@MaQ: You're just included the link because you didn't want to admit that you already knew all of that off the top of your head, huh?

bustedchain

@NurseDave: I was thinking tearducts.

bustedchain

@mocax: Thought the same thing.... but whats this about a new Mechwarrior game?

JackMatt

what happens if it opens up in ur arse?

evilR3

@Con Seannery: Yeah, now that I have a star the whole thing seems devalued.

@bosskev: And so it came to pass that there were two types of star commenters! Civil war soon followed.

@vulcanstar6: Give them a little time. They're just getting loosened up...

looks like a dropship from battletech....

can't wait for the new mechwarrior game...

mocax

cooool

Idris Mohamed

Im disappointed this is the only post with the "buttplug" tag

@Con Seannery: Hey, Con S, technically you may BE one of the 1,113,000 new star commenters, but you are still UNIQUE among Gizmodians. So, yes indeed and IMHO, you HAVE earned an honorary membership into the legacy ranks!

@Elvisisdead: Hold your head high, sir! These 987,000 new star commenters have nothing on you!

@Mondoz: I think it is, now. I think signing up for an account gets you a star now. I have a star now, but I feel like it's some how a lesser magnitude, as I got it at the start of the star flood...

Con Seannery

@Elvisisdead: I had that distinction locked up...until yesterday when the star flood got me a star. Now I'm in with the 934,000 new star commenters. Bosskev, do I get a pass, maybe an honorary membership in the "Old School Star Club?"

Con Seannery

@bosskev: At this point - just like tattoos - I'll take it more as a badge of pride that I've managed to be around for longer than damned near everyone else without a star....

Elvisisdead

@Indiana Mactard: Not so much an instruction manual, but there were some articles about the new commenting system yesterday. Here's the Giz link:
Giz story

And the Lifehacker link, which says a bit more:
Lifehacker story

I'd say, be sure you read both of them, because the 788,000 new star commenters already have the jump on you!

What came first, Louis Vuitton or the egg?

@bosskev: Is there an instruction manual for the new way of commenting that I missed?

Indiana Mactard

@spannu: OOPS, sorry folks! My misunderstanding. I won't do that going forward, but will leave that mistake to all the 735,000 noob star commenters.

And speaking of stars, spannu, where's yours? Or does the fact that you have 75 Followers and a legacy of strong commenting disqualify you under the apparently brand-new star-approval rules? (Hint: maybe try pissing off all those folks so you can whittle them down to two or fewer Followers, might do the trick!)

+1 internets to you

Apfel

@bosskev: Actually, you're helping to enable a new user's ability to comment, thus contributing to the ruin of us all.

spannu

@MaQ: If quoting the definitions for sexual devices were enough to get a star, I would have started doing that ages ago!

Mondoz

@92BuickLeSabre: Yeah, I hear ya', 92BLS. I just approved a less-than-stellar comment in another post just so I could poke a bit of friendly fun at it.

My assumption is, when we do this, we are only approving the SINGLE comment, right? Not like we are giving a green light to ALL upcoming comments...right?

Of course, maybe I'm getting worked up over nothing. I mean, any one of the 700,000 new star commenters since yesterday could be doing the same thing.

Does it have USB?

@SnowingCookies: its nike all day for me.

@AlmetaBehemoth: Oh I'm so torn about these new powers. On the one hand, this is a lame joke and inaccurate, and it should go away.

On the other hand, it's clever and I lol'ed a little, and I would definitely comment on it under the old system - although probably to make fun of it.

This is going to take some learnin'.

@Lite: is on a boat.: Those dinky things? They keep the serious stuff in the back room.

@Sticks Calhoun: That's not good news. Those taste awful.

Bloodboiler

Kanye is going to freakout. Louis Vuitton closet he can fit back in.

AlmetaBehemoth

@gemcosta: Out your ears?

NurseDave

Oh sweet! If one of these every turns up at the Goodwill, I'm all over it.

NurseDave

@MaQ: Buttplug: See MaQ Wait what?

Can someone photoshop this bad boy going into someone's ass?

"miniature trunk-shaped buttplug" should actually be "buttplug-shaped trunk", no?

This is really a brilliant idea. It's a trunk you store in your trunk!

@bosskev: Scarily enough after seeing the fire hydrant sized plug at Leather Masters in SJC, I can believe it.

It sounds like it could be a Dildocon, one of the Transformers, Season 2 Decepticon Jets: Wikipedia on Season 2 Decepticon Jets: "The Coneheads are a fan term used to describe the Season 2 Decepticon jets, which used the same mold as the Seekers but with small modifications." Their names include: Dirge, Ramjet, and Thrust (and Dildocon?)

valkilmerisawful

@MaQ:
And, in the category of "Information We Most Certainly Did Not Ask For But Got Anyway", the award goes to…MaQ!
* warm audience applause *
* MaQ ascends the stage *
* accepts a golden buttplug statuette *

If Luke were frozen in carbonite, this would be the result.

Title made me spew my drink, cartoon style.

Butt plugs are sex toys designed to be inserted in the anus and rectum for sexual pleasure. In some ways, they are similar to a dildo, but they tend to be shorter, and to have a flared end to prevent the device from being lost inside the rectum. (Many dildos lack a flared end, and thus it is ill-advised to use such dildos anally, since they may get stuck, requiring medical extraction. This situation is discussed in the rectal foreign body article.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_plug

@yungjerry703: it is good to know that I am not the only one, except instead of 'Kicks' brand, i do Puma. Bahh!

Aw they're so cute! I'll take 13 of them!

Wait, they go where?!

i loathe lv, they are super high priced and the quality of their bags are not head an shoulders abouve any others ie: coach. how do i know this? for every pair of sneakers i buy i gotta but my girl a purse. 30+ kicks later i can spot a fake bag from 100 yards. not to mention i'm on a first name basis at my local coach store.

As a member of the population who'd be more likely to lug that thing around than to actually own it, I have to ask: Why do people make these things, and who buys them???? In other news, Karl Lagerfeld just announced his new dlido-shaped Portable Wardrobe.

…trunk-shaped buttplug…for giants?

Some of these Castro bears could handle it, no problem. Probably with enough room left over to squeeze Louis in alongside it.

Ideal for your purposes. Slow release. Bring you down gradually.

Good news! It's a suppository!

@bosskev: I went out last night, and when I came back I had a star. Coincidence? I'll let you be the judge of that.

But seriously, it was for a decent (but not quite awesome) comment on Kotaku. I'm wary about posting now since my stupidity gets prime real estate, and responding to other people encourages them to be dumb like me.

spannu

@Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Award for best pun on gizmodo ever!

So, is Astroglide the preferred lubricant for this?

Sian