Just Don’t Drop It In The Toilet

and the dongle goes...

@NurseDave: Oh come on, it's not like people take off their shirts when sitting on the toilet, You might just here some unsual background noise, that's all.

HyperDrunk

@Shamoononon, Vampire Grater - Now SWF: Um.......................................................no.

So you're downloading at the same time that file is downloading...

sweettt

Michael Ramos

@Con Seannery:
Clippy pops up,
"I see your trying to drop a deuce while blogging. Would you like some help with that?".

@Xterm11_is Rhyming:
Do better, you can;
You rhymed the same word twice,
While it was a best-laid plan,
Something about men and mice...

Con Seannery

@Invisible-Echidna: Now, pair up iPhoto and it's facial recognition.

Grant Wall

Rule #1, turn off the webcam.

NurseDave

@Invisible-Echidna: Actually, that is pretty close to the proper pooping position for colon health:

@SysRq:
I would, but I mainly just keep the pictured pose for a couple of minutes as I let my digestive system do it's thanggg. That's where most of my life's decisions were made.

Invisible-Echidna

Dropping it on the laptop isn't exactly an option, either.

I am SOOOO glad I'm not the only one who uses my laptop while taking a crap. In fact I'm taking one right now!

clem1651

@Invisible-Echidna: Something you need to do on the toilet for your YouTube subscribers. I had a whole idea for a video series on various faces made after various meals. Spoiler alert: I cry on thai night.

How is it that this bathroom is situated to where a thief can see you are sitting on the toilet with a laptop? I'd be more embarrassed about that and how often my neighbors watched.

@switchblade saints: The story would truly be a whole lot better if John Meyer and electrocution was involved.

@Xterm11_is Rhyming: I've had a few of those.

@TheSonOfKrypton:

Nobody else spends the time picking their nose and plucking pubic hair while on the john?

@TheSonOfKrypton: Whenever I'm on the can, I always sink a few. On iPhone Tiger Woods of course...

@orthorim: Oh God, please don't say that.....See man....SEE WHAT YOU DID! Now you're making me seriously contemplate if I'd quickly stick my hand through a dookie infestation just to retrieve my precious!

This is obviously an anti bowel movement twittering sign and not a anti notbook/netbook on toilet.

KaZx

@Toastie: 404 Error: Toilet not found
The shit you requested was not found

@Invisible-Echidna: Youngsters! Back in my day, we used to read newspapers and magazines on the shitter!

orthorim

@TheSonOfKrypton: I, too, recently found the iPhone to be the perfect companion for those longer bathroom sessions. I've done laptop, but that takes preparation and planning, whereas the iPhone ls already with me even if an unexpected emergency arises.

I am sure that one day I'll drop it in the bowl though.

orthorim

Uh, I'm pretty sure they mean "don't loiter on the toilet, checking your email, chatting, or whatever."

Akibake-

@bededog:
But, you can't vlog your log faces with a book.

Invisible-Echidna

@Invisible-Echidna: You could go old fashion and bring in a book. =P

bededog

My, that's a big one you've got there.

Is that the new international symbol for no downloading?

But then how else would I tweet my twosies?

badhatharry

That's not a laptop in the picture. That's a toilet snake...

John Meyer here,

hey twitter pals I just wanted to say that I am taking a dump. I dont have an addiction to twitter

Thank the Lord we don't have one of these in my house or I'd be screwed. What would I do without my laptop on the toilet?!

Good thing they don't have a little silhouette of a guy on the toilet using an iPhone or I would NOT be allowed wherever that is....

Oh, come on. A note/netbook as as essential to the shitter as toilet paper.

Invisible-Echidna

404 error when someone hits the link.

@Curves: except toasters

No Thread Crapping

Twice my cell has landed in the loo, and twice I have gotten it out, frozen it and returned it to life. I dont recommend this for any phone, but the good engineers at Moto apparently had people like me in mine when they built them. The toilet test should be required before every electronics release.

@Shamoononon, Vampire Grater - Now SWF:
I dig that superhero/gargoyle perch position. I'll give that a shot the next time I have to go to the office.

Invisible-Echidna

@bededog: or a amazon kindle if you want to keep up with the times.

os_2

What's the point of having a laptop then?

videobeagle

If you play with your laptop on the toilet does that flag it, like on Seinfeld?

would it be to much if I were to admit that I am doing that as I type? I don't think so.

tinfoilninja

Seeing this is reason enough to never buy a laptop on ebay...

CrapperJohn

Oh, now you tell me!

Mapple

Reminds me of not twittering from the bathtub...