IBum Photocopying Chair: “The Ass Is The Window Of The Soul”

@weinerschnitzelboy: No, silly, of course not. But we will need to order the 11x17 photocopier for you. With the, uh, double thick safety glass option.

more like a window to camel toe.

glamajamma

Hmm does my butt look big? " holds up a picture of my butt"

Wow, and she sniffs the pic of her own bum! That says a lot.

Greg Krynen

@weatherman: um.... sure... because you don't sound like the creepy stalker pervert type at alllllll

SonaliHamlegs

Why the inkjet??? (/deskjet)...

i mean they're cheaper and come in smaller sizes but it takes a year to print....

shove in a laset/faster inkjet with a quicker scanner and this is just WIN!!

KingKash

Tomomi seems so unhappy with her own creation. Why did you create something that seems to make you so unhappy Tomomi? Why?

Finally somebody taking celebrity butt print reader, Sly Stallone's mom, seriously. I knew it was only a matter of time before everyone would want their butt print psychically read.

This is certainly geeky of me...but, judging from the sound and the timing, I'm thinking this it's a scanner and inkjet, not a copier.

djchaser

Well, this is certainly geeky of me...but, from the sound of it and the timing, I'm thinking it's a scanner with an inkjet, not a copier.

djchaser

the iBum is unlikely to emerge from the prototype stage.
Give it to the TSA and tell 'em it will catch terrorists. bada bing, bada boom -- production in no time.

Nick

@Lite: is on a boat.: I think there was similar legislation proposed in the US. I'm not sure what happened to it though.

tande04

@Lite: is on a boat.: i will reply to this one when i get home.

Nick

@weatherman: "Hey Bartender, could you do a string check for me?"

Uh, no thanks.

@niacin: Won't work on Japanese schoolgirls. I believe their cameras are legally required to make noise when they take a photo.

This completely misses the mark through poor execution, but I think there's a nugget (npi) of a good concept here; what we need is this thing installed in a club with a live video feed to an LCD mounted above the chair so that the suitor can check out the derriere even if the object of attention is seated. And of course we need more gurls in skirts testing it out to make sure the concept is sound.

Next it will be a copier built into the chair that utilizes a near-infrared filter to capture images "through" the clothing.

@Smell-O-Vision. And in that case, I don't think I'd want to own one.

"No, no, Cynthia! Just because you are my secretary does not mean you need to lift a finger around here. Please, just have a seat..."

The window of the soul? Like it could tell you that you ate corn yesterday?

the length of time it takes and the noise would surely frighten any potential victim away, much better to just use a digital camera I would think.

It's all fun and games 'till someone with white pants scans a skidmark...

Bokusatsu_Tenshi