Hello I’m A Pear, Hello I’m An Apple
Do the Pear Post-it notes require a Registry to work and get viruses? Are the Apple Post-it notes snotty and obnoxious? I don’t know, I don’t care. They are both pretty and will match your monitor nicely. [D-Bros via Mocoloco]
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@smokee: In terms of hardware AND software design?
Sorry, i don't think you should get a mac, you don't have the taste to appreciate it :P
Haha, I'm kidding, i don't actually care, i get sick of all this Gates Vs. Jobs debate anyhow.
My girlfriend is allergic to pears...
Okay, I made that up. I don't has girlfriend. ) ;
@twilight-arc: couldn't agree more - the website is awful
SonaliHamlegs
Two apples make a pear.
Mondoz
Now all the passwords stuck on the monitors here will look even more alluring!!!
@Alchemistmerlin: I don't think he's that funny either, but he likes gadgets, and that makes him a winner in my book. I also like yelling on the internet at any opportunity I get.
@mmason75123: No, that would make me an obnoxious asshole and my friends would like me anymore.......
I really don't care about Mac vs. Windows vs. Linux vs. Atari vs. Amiga vs. Commodore 64 vs. IPod vs. Zune vs. Calculator attached to a TV screen.
Use what you want and be done with it, the real fun is poking at people who care.....
johncon3
banana hammock
@Rob Shapiro: And it went BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP and I lost my paper. And it was a good paper.
HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.
@mmason75123: The funny part is, you think the Apple is a Porsche. When, honestly, you're just the annoying snot who goes about bragging about how awesome your Volkswagen is.
Porsches are built for performance, friend. Brands like Alienware and Voodoo would be the closest analogy for them, not Apple.
HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.
I'm going to try this with a real apple. If you no longer see my comments you'll know what happened.
evo190
How does this relate to " An Apple a day keeps doctors away"? This would only slice my mouth in every directions possible.
Mactopia
@smokee: I never realized people had such a hardcore passion over fruit.
@+ Watch video
jetRink
@32ndnote:
Unfunny, uninteresting, and a total comedy void who instantly makes things he appears in less funny?
The Daily Show becomes unwatchable whenever he's on it.
Alchemistmerlin
Heck, who designed their web site. It takes for ever just while the Jazz happens. I gave up and went elsewhere.
twilight-arc
These flame war posts are my favorite!
@mmason75123: You are absolutely right, Windows 7 is much like a Porsche! I never saw it that way, but your reasoning has brought new insight.
TREE KILLERS!
@johncon3: Get out of the closet :)
Who cares anyway?
It's like the difference between a porsche and a ford fiesta.
Oh yeah, both are fast, both are still cars. One has a few fancy features that not everyone would use, and they both have the basics.
But which would you prefer?
And if you had a porsche, wouldn't you wanna tell everyone about your sexy new toy, and poke fun at others less sexy toys, just to get them irritated so that they post huge messages stating their irritation at not having sexy toys to play with?
@johncon3: DON'T YOU DARE REFER TO MR. JOHN HODGMAN THAT WAY!
Hey! Paper in a different shape! Now there's a news story....
NurseDave
Mmm, nice pear !
if you're writing a note on the pear post-its and you spell something wrong, do they turn blue and give you an error message and tell you to use a different post-it?
I'm kidding, i love pears
@Rob Shapiro: The apple and the pear use identical means of storing the notes and therefore are equally prone to failure.
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
This seems very baity. Forgive me if I don't bite.
Kayonesoft
When life gives you apples...make apple pie.
lehrdude
You see Post-It Notes. I see multiple paper cuts all over my tongue.
@johncon3: You've jumped the gun. Your post-its won't sync with your iphone until version 3.0
p.s. me thinks thou doth protest too much -- come on out of the closet...
ndonahue
I do not believe it is feasibly possible to slice fruit in this manner. What kind of physics would allow such a feat?
I call shenanigans.
"shenanigans!"
notsosecretlandfill
@Rob Shapiro: I don't even see the analogy you're trying to make, if any.
PreachingLlama
@Purple Monkey Dishwasher: Hey! Steve Jobs came up with the apple post-it so don't say anything bad about it! I'm cooler than you are because I use the apple post it! My post-it's sync with my I-pod, I-phone and can be used as i-toiletpaper to wipe my i-butt making them greener and cooler than your Microsoft based post-its that are free and have been around for years. As a point of fact, girls will talk to me and want to go out with me because of my apple post-its. I'll bet a better job and live a happier life. I can hardly wait for the barrage of commercials showing how cool apple post-its are and show an overweight geek being ridiculed because Windows post-its are so hard to use and Vista sucks.
GOD I LOVE APPLE POST-ITS! THEY MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON! I WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN WHEN I DIE BECAUSE I USE APPLE POST-ITS!!!! LOOK AT ME WORLD, I'M A FANBOY!!!!!!!!!!
johncon3
Does the Apple turn pink when it overheats? And I won't trust the pear for a few service packs.
@Purple Monkey Dishwasher: And would the pear become infested with... WORMS?
iceicemaybe
If I take a bite out of the apple will Apple sue me for copyright infringement?
Palmer74
Apparently the Pear will take your notes but somehow fail frequently losing the notes you have written. The note will undoubtedly need to be erased several times, placed back in the stack of the other blank notes, taken out again and re-written. The impression I get is that the pear will be unreliable, so pay the extra few bucks and get the Apple.
Rob Shapiro
Eww.. Dry apple chips
Adrian Pratoomporn
@Purple Monkey Dishwasher: They also come with a beautifully designed special pen to write on them. Want to use your preexisting pen, there's a $20 adapter for that.
laikapants
@Purple Monkey Dishwasher: Zing
Are the apple post-its twice as expensive as the pear post-its just because they are red?
Purple Monkey Dishwasher