Cox Speaker Table Combines Two Items, Ruining Both
This Cox speaker table is the sort of thing you buy when you have a lot of money but no time to consider how practical your overpriced baubles are. Who the hell wants a speaker that doubles as a table?
Just imagine trying to write on a table that’s vibrating with sound. Or how tense you’ll get every time someone rests a drink on it, coaster or no coaster. Or how futile it’ll be to try to fit this into the decor in your home. There’s a reason speakers and tables are separate pieces of furniture. Don’t rock the boat. [LuxuryIssues via BornRich]
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Just how loud are you listening to your music that objects would fall off? Seriously now.
who wants a table that doubles as a computer?
just as good an idea as Surface.
deliciousburglar
@PanhandleJoe: Woulda, coulda, shoulda.
NurseDave
I bet Michael Jackson would buy one. Oh, wait...
PanhandleJoe
Anyway, what we really need is a vibrating chair, not a table. This was so close...
Hello Mister Walrus
I like my drinks shaken, not stirred
nightwheel
@gadam07: *shuffle-shuffle* *shuffle-shuffle* *shuffle-KSSSHH!*
...if I had to clean up that mess, I'd be pretty pished.
@NurseDave - If it's wet and it's not yours, don't touch it.: By the look of this thing, buyers would only care if it matched the aesthetic of their half-eggshell chairs.
"Just imagine trying to write on a table that's vibrating with sound."
...But that sounds perfect for transcribing lyrics into your Sailor Moon notebook!
pixelpushing
The Cox speaker table doesn't give a DIK about customers.....
You said "cocks". Tee heee...
Hello Mister Walrus
Welcome back to 1964
That's hilarious! I can just imagine watching a glass of wine slowly walk itself off of this.