Design

Cox Speaker Table Combines Two Items, Ruining Both

This Cox speaker table is the sort of thing you buy when you have a lot of money but no time to consider how practical your overpriced baubles are. Who the hell wants a speaker that doubles as a table?

Just imagine trying to write on a table that’s vibrating with sound. Or how tense you’ll get every time someone rests a drink on it, coaster or no coaster. Or how futile it’ll be to try to fit this into the decor in your home. There’s a reason speakers and tables are separate pieces of furniture. Don’t rock the boat. [LuxuryIssues via BornRich]

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  • Valnen

    Just how loud are you listening to your music that objects would fall off? Seriously now.

  • deliciousburglar

    who wants a table that doubles as a computer?

    just as good an idea as Surface.

    deliciousburglar

  • NurseDave

    @PanhandleJoe: Woulda, coulda, shoulda.

    NurseDave

  • PanhandleJoe

    I bet Michael Jackson would buy one. Oh, wait...

    PanhandleJoe

  • Hello Mister Walrus

    Anyway, what we really need is a vibrating chair, not a table. This was so close...

    Hello Mister Walrus

  • nightwheel

    I like my drinks shaken, not stirred

    nightwheel

  • DeusExMach

    @gadam07: *shuffle-shuffle* *shuffle-shuffle* *shuffle-KSSSHH!*

    ...if I had to clean up that mess, I'd be pretty pished.

  • DeusExMach

    @NurseDave - If it's wet and it's not yours, don't touch it.: By the look of this thing, buyers would only care if it matched the aesthetic of their half-eggshell chairs.

  • pixelpushing

    "Just imagine trying to write on a table that's vibrating with sound."

    ...But that sounds perfect for transcribing lyrics into your Sailor Moon notebook!

    pixelpushing

  • go2hellyo

    The Cox speaker table doesn't give a DIK about customers.....

  • Hello Mister Walrus

    You said "cocks". Tee heee...

    Hello Mister Walrus

  • NurseDave

    Welcome back to 1964

  • gadam07

    That's hilarious! I can just imagine watching a glass of wine slowly walk itself off of this.

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